On the twentieth day of Decembermas...
Christmas shopping done! Yay. :3
And it only cost me like 80 bucks.
EDIT 12/24/09: Never mind. Now it's done.
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Saturday, December 19, 2009
On the Nineteenth Day of Decembermas
On the nineteenth day of Decembermas...
...I'm already bored. Huzzah...
...I'm already bored. Huzzah...
Friday, December 18, 2009
Corporations Rejoice!
On the eighteenth day of Decembermas...
Man, this holiday's getting expensive. And shopping for presents is difficult. D:
Oh well. At least one good thing came out of it... SCHOOL'S OUT!
Well, there's that, and I freeloaded quite a bit. I have like half a gift-bag-thing of holiday candy, from various sources, of course. :3
Man, this holiday's getting expensive. And shopping for presents is difficult. D:
Oh well. At least one good thing came out of it... SCHOOL'S OUT!
Well, there's that, and I freeloaded quite a bit. I have like half a gift-bag-thing of holiday candy, from various sources, of course. :3
Thursday, December 17, 2009
The Grammar God Hates English?
On the seventeenth day of Decembermas...
You'd think that I'd be satisfied with my top 6 marks but... I'm not. Oh God, I feel so Asian.
Well anyway, here they are: 87, 88, 99, 93, 90, 77~83.
I don't even know that last mark, which is the only important one: English. Man, I hate English. T.T
Isn't it great? That range is the difference between 89% and 90% average, which just happens to be the difference between moderate and high chances of getting into the university I want to go to. ;_;
...Man, I hate English. T.T'
You'd think that I'd be satisfied with my top 6 marks but... I'm not. Oh God, I feel so Asian.
Well anyway, here they are: 87, 88, 99, 93, 90, 77~83.
I don't even know that last mark, which is the only important one: English. Man, I hate English. T.T
Isn't it great? That range is the difference between 89% and 90% average, which just happens to be the difference between moderate and high chances of getting into the university I want to go to. ;_;
...Man, I hate English. T.T'
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
He's Locked Inside His Huge Closet
On the sixteenth day of Decembermas...
Findley sucks. Lololololol.
Timothy Findley's The Wars is possibly the worst book I've ever read. To make matters worse, my English teacher made us learn about the author himself.
(*serious face*) Timothy Findley was a strange little boy. He then started to be emo because he didn't have any friends that were guys. Then he started riding a bicycle and pretended to be a chick on a horse.
By the time he was seventeen, his parents were wondering why his writing was so homosexual. He simply dismissed their worries and proceeded to go to his ballet lesson.
His high school teacher told him that he failed at life and should drop out of school. Then he did. Findley started writing. No one cared. Then Americans cared. Then Canadians gave it a shot and apparently, people liked reading about homosexual gangbangs. Then he fell in love with his male roommate. The end.
And yet, she argues that Robert, the main character in the book, is not a homosexual, regardless of how he didn't tap that ho in Crabstown, or how he pissed on a cloth and shoved it at a guy's face, or how he got gangbanged by a bunch of guys, or how he fell in love with his male friend Harris, or how his random untapped female friend explicitly tells the reader that he was in love with Harris.
You can probably tell that I really hate this book. >:/
I have nothing against homosexuality but if I have to read about explicit homosexual gangbang scenes...eugh. ó_ò
Findley sucks. Lololololol.
Timothy Findley's The Wars is possibly the worst book I've ever read. To make matters worse, my English teacher made us learn about the author himself.
(*serious face*) Timothy Findley was a strange little boy. He then started to be emo because he didn't have any friends that were guys. Then he started riding a bicycle and pretended to be a chick on a horse.
By the time he was seventeen, his parents were wondering why his writing was so homosexual. He simply dismissed their worries and proceeded to go to his ballet lesson.
His high school teacher told him that he failed at life and should drop out of school. Then he did. Findley started writing. No one cared. Then Americans cared. Then Canadians gave it a shot and apparently, people liked reading about homosexual gangbangs. Then he fell in love with his male roommate. The end.
And yet, she argues that Robert, the main character in the book, is not a homosexual, regardless of how he didn't tap that ho in Crabstown, or how he pissed on a cloth and shoved it at a guy's face, or how he got gangbanged by a bunch of guys, or how he fell in love with his male friend Harris, or how his random untapped female friend explicitly tells the reader that he was in love with Harris.
You can probably tell that I really hate this book. >:/
I have nothing against homosexuality but if I have to read about explicit homosexual gangbang scenes...eugh. ó_ò
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Pissed at World War I
On the fifteenth day of Decembermas...
Literally. He pissed during World War I to save himself from the chlorine gas. I am, of course, talking about Robert Ross from The Wars. It's a pretty messed up book by a pretty messed up author, which I'll talk about later.
But for now, I'd like to share with you the epic chlorine gas scene from the book:
Sadly, only the last line is nasty out of context. The rest of it is nasty IN context. It means exactly what you think it means.
That's right. A totally serious chlorine gas scene, and he decides to talk about the guy's dick shrivelling. Great. Just...great.
Literally. He pissed during World War I to save himself from the chlorine gas. I am, of course, talking about Robert Ross from The Wars. It's a pretty messed up book by a pretty messed up author, which I'll talk about later.
But for now, I'd like to share with you the epic chlorine gas scene from the book:
(Bates) looked at Robert and shrugged. He nodded at the men. Then he knelt and began to fumble with his flies. He was quite convinced that Robert had lost his reason--but you have to obey a man with a gun--mad or sane. Here was the terror. Bates was so afraid that he collapsed backward and sat like a child in the sand and dug in his underwear for his penis. It had shrunk with fear.The Wars (137-138)
...till Robert shouted at him: "Damn you! Damn you! Give it to me!"
Sadly, only the last line is nasty out of context. The rest of it is nasty IN context. It means exactly what you think it means.
That's right. A totally serious chlorine gas scene, and he decides to talk about the guy's dick shrivelling. Great. Just...great.
Monday, December 14, 2009
Ew, Monday :x
On the fourteenth day of Decembermas...
Oh God I hate Mondays. T_T
I think I failed an economics test today... It's a good thing I have eight courses! I can fail two all I want. :)
Oh God I hate Mondays. T_T
I think I failed an economics test today... It's a good thing I have eight courses! I can fail two all I want. :)
Sunday, December 13, 2009
One More Week!
On the thirteenth day of Decembermas...
It's Sunday! Now we just have to get through one more dreadful week of school. One more gruelling week of school... With two tests... and a quiz... D:
Let's pretend I wrote this a week ago like the timestamp says.
It's Sunday! Now we just have to get through one more dreadful week of school. One more gruelling week of school... With two tests... and a quiz... D:
Let's pretend I wrote this a week ago like the timestamp says.
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Snow Stays!
On the twelfth day of Decembermas...
Mmm... Snow. It's so cold out that the normal snow fields are frozen over! You can literally walk on them without leaving a single trace of your presence. And it's less slippery than the sidewalk, oddly enough.
Mmm... Snow.
Mmm... Snow. It's so cold out that the normal snow fields are frozen over! You can literally walk on them without leaving a single trace of your presence. And it's less slippery than the sidewalk, oddly enough.
Mmm... Snow.
Friday, December 11, 2009
Snow and Ice are Awesome
On the eleventh day of Decembermas...
I don't know why people don't like walking on ice. When I went out to buy lunch, I specifically walked across the frozen football field because of the snow and ice. It's so peaceful... and relaxing... but I guess that would be ruined if people were there so...
Carry on! GTFO my ice. :)
I don't know why people don't like walking on ice. When I went out to buy lunch, I specifically walked across the frozen football field because of the snow and ice. It's so peaceful... and relaxing... but I guess that would be ruined if people were there so...
Carry on! GTFO my ice. :)
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Snow!
On the tenth day of Decembermas...
Oh snow, I love you so. And this time, it's real snow! Not like that 5-second-snow crap, or the crap that happened December 1st. Maybe we'll have a white Christmas after all. It's much better than any other colour Christmas. ;D
Oh snow, I love you so. And this time, it's real snow! Not like that 5-second-snow crap, or the crap that happened December 1st. Maybe we'll have a white Christmas after all. It's much better than any other colour Christmas. ;D
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Wednesday is the New Monday
On the ninth day of Decembermas...
Oh, Wednesday. The one day of the week when my day ends at 9:00 due to work... At least I'm out of music. Hahaha, suckers. ;D
Oh well. I don't mind an extra fifty bucks a week for doing almost nothing. :x
You know, unlike music. It takes just as much, if not more, time after school and you get paid jack shit. Then you're expected to actually take the damned instrument home to practice more. How nice. :)
Oh, Wednesday. The one day of the week when my day ends at 9:00 due to work... At least I'm out of music. Hahaha, suckers. ;D
Oh well. I don't mind an extra fifty bucks a week for doing almost nothing. :x
You know, unlike music. It takes just as much, if not more, time after school and you get paid jack shit. Then you're expected to actually take the damned instrument home to practice more. How nice. :)
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
All-Nighters
On the eighth day of Decembermas...
All-nighters are not fun. I mean, early in the morning, I just feel cold as hell (ironic :/ ), and later in the morning, I feel hyper as hell. Then I just crash and burn after DEAR, Drop Everything And Read.
That has got to be the most useless twenty minutes of the entire day. It's half-decent for last-minute hoework or studying but I'd much prefer school starting at 9:05 instead. That'd make me happy.
Even when I don't pull all-nighters, there's a chance that I get drowsy during DEAR and fall asleep period 3. Terrible. :/
And now they're actually enforcing it, too. That just shows how much "work" principals really do.
Simply terrible. :/
All-nighters are not fun. I mean, early in the morning, I just feel cold as hell (ironic :/ ), and later in the morning, I feel hyper as hell. Then I just crash and burn after DEAR, Drop Everything And Read.
That has got to be the most useless twenty minutes of the entire day. It's half-decent for last-minute hoework or studying but I'd much prefer school starting at 9:05 instead. That'd make me happy.
Even when I don't pull all-nighters, there's a chance that I get drowsy during DEAR and fall asleep period 3. Terrible. :/
And now they're actually enforcing it, too. That just shows how much "work" principals really do.
Simply terrible. :/
Monday, December 7, 2009
Stabbing is a Sexual Act
On the seventh day of Decembermas...
...What?
That can only be true if the guy's thing is as sharp as a knife... Eugh. :/
But no, seriously. Apparently, stabbing is a sexual act, likely due to the thrusting and thrusting of the blade into someone's body. Horror cliché dictates that the thrusting--err... stabbing, rather, is geared towards the slut, who is often the first to die.
Huzzah! My faithful readers have learned something new today! Wasn't that fun-ducational? :3
...Moar liek fun-JOOcational, amirite? ...No; stop that. :x
...What?
That can only be true if the guy's thing is as sharp as a knife... Eugh. :/
But no, seriously. Apparently, stabbing is a sexual act, likely due to the thrusting and thrusting of the blade into someone's body. Horror cliché dictates that the thrusting--err... stabbing, rather, is geared towards the slut, who is often the first to die.
Huzzah! My faithful readers have learned something new today! Wasn't that fun-ducational? :3
...Moar liek fun-JOOcational, amirite? ...No; stop that. :x
Sunday, December 6, 2009
You Can Stand Under My Umbrella
On the sixth day of Decembermas...
Oh my. My parents are silly.
I was all like, "My umbrella broke. The metal's all twisted and bent'd."
And they were all, "Okay, we'll get you a new one."
And they gave me a plastic umbrella. T.T
And I was all like, "Why's it plastic?"
And they were all like, "Because."
Then it broke. First day of use. And it broke. D':
I was disappoint.
Then they temporarily fixed it with some wire. ;_;
Still want to stand under my umbrella? My broken, broken umbrella? ;_;
Note to self: British umbrella.
Oh my. My parents are silly.
I was all like, "My umbrella broke. The metal's all twisted and bent'd."
And they were all, "Okay, we'll get you a new one."
And they gave me a plastic umbrella. T.T
And I was all like, "Why's it plastic?"
And they were all like, "Because."
Then it broke. First day of use. And it broke. D':
I was disappoint.
Then they temporarily fixed it with some wire. ;_;
Still want to stand under my umbrella? My broken, broken umbrella? ;_;
Note to self: British umbrella.
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Justin used Filler! It's super effective!
On the fifth day of Decembermas...
Speaking of being a master editor, I still have filler to fill in, so I'd like to say hello. :)
My goal is to have an entry for each and every single day this month. So far, it's going great. It's just too bad that I'm doing all of this on December 19th.
This is like my 10th entry today. Yes, it is odd that I did my December 15th-19th entries first but those entries actually related to the time stamped onto the post. :P
Like, I can't complain about my English book before reading it, right?
Be sure to catch every day's posts! They're not posted in chronological order but they'll appear in chronological order.
Speaking of being a master editor, I still have filler to fill in, so I'd like to say hello. :)
My goal is to have an entry for each and every single day this month. So far, it's going great. It's just too bad that I'm doing all of this on December 19th.
This is like my 10th entry today. Yes, it is odd that I did my December 15th-19th entries first but those entries actually related to the time stamped onto the post. :P
Like, I can't complain about my English book before reading it, right?
Be sure to catch every day's posts! They're not posted in chronological order but they'll appear in chronological order.
Friday, December 4, 2009
Master Editor
On the fourth day of Decembermas...
Yes, this is a lovely December 4th... Yes... 4th. :D
Have you guys noticed that all of my posting times are the same for multiple posts? It's not because I'm diligent and always did it at the exact same time every single day. :P
> Post Options
___Post date and time
___xx/xx/xx__xx:xx PM
And you can change it just like that!
I love that option. :D
/filler
Yes, this is a lovely December 4th... Yes... 4th. :D
Have you guys noticed that all of my posting times are the same for multiple posts? It's not because I'm diligent and always did it at the exact same time every single day. :P
> Post Options
___Post date and time
___xx/xx/xx__xx:xx PM
And you can change it just like that!
I love that option. :D
/filler
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Squinty Asians
On the third day of Decembermas...
Know what I love about working at an optometrist's office in Scarborough? The Asians, of course! Yes, the Asians. And so, I would like to share some of my favourite songs (that should be) geared towards Asians.
Perhaps I just need to rock block them all. Hehehe. >:)
Err... Don't ask about how I even know that last song. o_O'
The first two are good though. :)
Know what I love about working at an optometrist's office in Scarborough? The Asians, of course! Yes, the Asians. And so, I would like to share some of my favourite songs (that should be) geared towards Asians.
Shinedown - Second ChanceAnd this one:
My eyes are open wide. By the way, I made it through the day...
blah blah blah
Snow Patrol - Open Your EyesOh, and this one, too:
blah blah blah
I want so much to open your eyes 'cause I need you to look...
blah blah blah
Tell me that you'll open your eyes...
blah blah blah
Erasure - AlwaysI think you get my point. Seriously! Some people are so insanely squinted, it's insane, especially since they don't leave until I get their measurements.
Open your eyes I see
Your eyes are open...
blah blah blah
Perhaps I just need to rock block them all. Hehehe. >:)
Err... Don't ask about how I even know that last song. o_O'
The first two are good though. :)
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Live-Action'd
On the second day of Decembermas...
Just because the live action Dragon Ball live action movie sucks ass, it doesn't mean that the Avatar one will.
But really? Justin Chatwin as Goku? Lol@ simile.
Regardless, let us look past this minor bump in our faith in live action movies and look to the future. I mean, come on. It's Avatar. Avatar! How can anyone screw that up? :/
It has a decent storyline, and assuming the special effects are decent...
Oh dear. Now there's a chance that it might really suck.
Regardless, Avatar's cool... and Ben 10: Alien Swarm wasn't bad. :3
Just because the live action Dragon Ball live action movie sucks ass, it doesn't mean that the Avatar one will.
But really? Justin Chatwin as Goku? Lol@ simile.
Regardless, let us look past this minor bump in our faith in live action movies and look to the future. I mean, come on. It's Avatar. Avatar! How can anyone screw that up? :/
It has a decent storyline, and assuming the special effects are decent...
Oh dear. Now there's a chance that it might really suck.
Regardless, Avatar's cool... and Ben 10: Alien Swarm wasn't bad. :3
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Happy Decembermas!
On the first day of Decembermas...
Mmm... I love December. It's just that much closer to Christmas than all the other months. It's just too bad that teachers make us do so much work before the holidays...then make us do work during the holidays... T.T
Well, at least we're dipping into the holiday season now. I mean, just look around! They're already advertising Christmass cookies and stuff. Of course, they started doing that right after Thanksgiving.
My, my. The world today is so cold and heartless. Regardless, I'd like to believe that the Ghost of Christmas Past can still come around and kick people in the ass to remind them that a gift's value doesn't necessarily depend on its price.
Key word: necessarily.
Mmm... I love December. It's just that much closer to Christmas than all the other months. It's just too bad that teachers make us do so much work before the holidays...then make us do work during the holidays... T.T
Well, at least we're dipping into the holiday season now. I mean, just look around! They're already advertising Christmass cookies and stuff. Of course, they started doing that right after Thanksgiving.
My, my. The world today is so cold and heartless. Regardless, I'd like to believe that the Ghost of Christmas Past can still come around and kick people in the ass to remind them that a gift's value doesn't necessarily depend on its price.
Key word: necessarily.
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