On the twentieth day of Decembermas...
Christmas shopping done! Yay. :3
And it only cost me like 80 bucks.
EDIT 12/24/09: Never mind. Now it's done.
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Saturday, December 19, 2009
On the Nineteenth Day of Decembermas
On the nineteenth day of Decembermas...
...I'm already bored. Huzzah...
...I'm already bored. Huzzah...
Friday, December 18, 2009
Corporations Rejoice!
On the eighteenth day of Decembermas...
Man, this holiday's getting expensive. And shopping for presents is difficult. D:
Oh well. At least one good thing came out of it... SCHOOL'S OUT!
Well, there's that, and I freeloaded quite a bit. I have like half a gift-bag-thing of holiday candy, from various sources, of course. :3
Man, this holiday's getting expensive. And shopping for presents is difficult. D:
Oh well. At least one good thing came out of it... SCHOOL'S OUT!
Well, there's that, and I freeloaded quite a bit. I have like half a gift-bag-thing of holiday candy, from various sources, of course. :3
Thursday, December 17, 2009
The Grammar God Hates English?
On the seventeenth day of Decembermas...
You'd think that I'd be satisfied with my top 6 marks but... I'm not. Oh God, I feel so Asian.
Well anyway, here they are: 87, 88, 99, 93, 90, 77~83.
I don't even know that last mark, which is the only important one: English. Man, I hate English. T.T
Isn't it great? That range is the difference between 89% and 90% average, which just happens to be the difference between moderate and high chances of getting into the university I want to go to. ;_;
...Man, I hate English. T.T'
You'd think that I'd be satisfied with my top 6 marks but... I'm not. Oh God, I feel so Asian.
Well anyway, here they are: 87, 88, 99, 93, 90, 77~83.
I don't even know that last mark, which is the only important one: English. Man, I hate English. T.T
Isn't it great? That range is the difference between 89% and 90% average, which just happens to be the difference between moderate and high chances of getting into the university I want to go to. ;_;
...Man, I hate English. T.T'
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
He's Locked Inside His Huge Closet
On the sixteenth day of Decembermas...
Findley sucks. Lololololol.
Timothy Findley's The Wars is possibly the worst book I've ever read. To make matters worse, my English teacher made us learn about the author himself.
(*serious face*) Timothy Findley was a strange little boy. He then started to be emo because he didn't have any friends that were guys. Then he started riding a bicycle and pretended to be a chick on a horse.
By the time he was seventeen, his parents were wondering why his writing was so homosexual. He simply dismissed their worries and proceeded to go to his ballet lesson.
His high school teacher told him that he failed at life and should drop out of school. Then he did. Findley started writing. No one cared. Then Americans cared. Then Canadians gave it a shot and apparently, people liked reading about homosexual gangbangs. Then he fell in love with his male roommate. The end.
And yet, she argues that Robert, the main character in the book, is not a homosexual, regardless of how he didn't tap that ho in Crabstown, or how he pissed on a cloth and shoved it at a guy's face, or how he got gangbanged by a bunch of guys, or how he fell in love with his male friend Harris, or how his random untapped female friend explicitly tells the reader that he was in love with Harris.
You can probably tell that I really hate this book. >:/
I have nothing against homosexuality but if I have to read about explicit homosexual gangbang scenes...eugh. ó_ò
Findley sucks. Lololololol.
Timothy Findley's The Wars is possibly the worst book I've ever read. To make matters worse, my English teacher made us learn about the author himself.
(*serious face*) Timothy Findley was a strange little boy. He then started to be emo because he didn't have any friends that were guys. Then he started riding a bicycle and pretended to be a chick on a horse.
By the time he was seventeen, his parents were wondering why his writing was so homosexual. He simply dismissed their worries and proceeded to go to his ballet lesson.
His high school teacher told him that he failed at life and should drop out of school. Then he did. Findley started writing. No one cared. Then Americans cared. Then Canadians gave it a shot and apparently, people liked reading about homosexual gangbangs. Then he fell in love with his male roommate. The end.
And yet, she argues that Robert, the main character in the book, is not a homosexual, regardless of how he didn't tap that ho in Crabstown, or how he pissed on a cloth and shoved it at a guy's face, or how he got gangbanged by a bunch of guys, or how he fell in love with his male friend Harris, or how his random untapped female friend explicitly tells the reader that he was in love with Harris.
You can probably tell that I really hate this book. >:/
I have nothing against homosexuality but if I have to read about explicit homosexual gangbang scenes...eugh. ó_ò
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Pissed at World War I
On the fifteenth day of Decembermas...
Literally. He pissed during World War I to save himself from the chlorine gas. I am, of course, talking about Robert Ross from The Wars. It's a pretty messed up book by a pretty messed up author, which I'll talk about later.
But for now, I'd like to share with you the epic chlorine gas scene from the book:
Sadly, only the last line is nasty out of context. The rest of it is nasty IN context. It means exactly what you think it means.
That's right. A totally serious chlorine gas scene, and he decides to talk about the guy's dick shrivelling. Great. Just...great.
Literally. He pissed during World War I to save himself from the chlorine gas. I am, of course, talking about Robert Ross from The Wars. It's a pretty messed up book by a pretty messed up author, which I'll talk about later.
But for now, I'd like to share with you the epic chlorine gas scene from the book:
(Bates) looked at Robert and shrugged. He nodded at the men. Then he knelt and began to fumble with his flies. He was quite convinced that Robert had lost his reason--but you have to obey a man with a gun--mad or sane. Here was the terror. Bates was so afraid that he collapsed backward and sat like a child in the sand and dug in his underwear for his penis. It had shrunk with fear.The Wars (137-138)
...till Robert shouted at him: "Damn you! Damn you! Give it to me!"
Sadly, only the last line is nasty out of context. The rest of it is nasty IN context. It means exactly what you think it means.
That's right. A totally serious chlorine gas scene, and he decides to talk about the guy's dick shrivelling. Great. Just...great.
Monday, December 14, 2009
Ew, Monday :x
On the fourteenth day of Decembermas...
Oh God I hate Mondays. T_T
I think I failed an economics test today... It's a good thing I have eight courses! I can fail two all I want. :)
Oh God I hate Mondays. T_T
I think I failed an economics test today... It's a good thing I have eight courses! I can fail two all I want. :)
Sunday, December 13, 2009
One More Week!
On the thirteenth day of Decembermas...
It's Sunday! Now we just have to get through one more dreadful week of school. One more gruelling week of school... With two tests... and a quiz... D:
Let's pretend I wrote this a week ago like the timestamp says.
It's Sunday! Now we just have to get through one more dreadful week of school. One more gruelling week of school... With two tests... and a quiz... D:
Let's pretend I wrote this a week ago like the timestamp says.
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Snow Stays!
On the twelfth day of Decembermas...
Mmm... Snow. It's so cold out that the normal snow fields are frozen over! You can literally walk on them without leaving a single trace of your presence. And it's less slippery than the sidewalk, oddly enough.
Mmm... Snow.
Mmm... Snow. It's so cold out that the normal snow fields are frozen over! You can literally walk on them without leaving a single trace of your presence. And it's less slippery than the sidewalk, oddly enough.
Mmm... Snow.
Friday, December 11, 2009
Snow and Ice are Awesome
On the eleventh day of Decembermas...
I don't know why people don't like walking on ice. When I went out to buy lunch, I specifically walked across the frozen football field because of the snow and ice. It's so peaceful... and relaxing... but I guess that would be ruined if people were there so...
Carry on! GTFO my ice. :)
I don't know why people don't like walking on ice. When I went out to buy lunch, I specifically walked across the frozen football field because of the snow and ice. It's so peaceful... and relaxing... but I guess that would be ruined if people were there so...
Carry on! GTFO my ice. :)
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Snow!
On the tenth day of Decembermas...
Oh snow, I love you so. And this time, it's real snow! Not like that 5-second-snow crap, or the crap that happened December 1st. Maybe we'll have a white Christmas after all. It's much better than any other colour Christmas. ;D
Oh snow, I love you so. And this time, it's real snow! Not like that 5-second-snow crap, or the crap that happened December 1st. Maybe we'll have a white Christmas after all. It's much better than any other colour Christmas. ;D
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Wednesday is the New Monday
On the ninth day of Decembermas...
Oh, Wednesday. The one day of the week when my day ends at 9:00 due to work... At least I'm out of music. Hahaha, suckers. ;D
Oh well. I don't mind an extra fifty bucks a week for doing almost nothing. :x
You know, unlike music. It takes just as much, if not more, time after school and you get paid jack shit. Then you're expected to actually take the damned instrument home to practice more. How nice. :)
Oh, Wednesday. The one day of the week when my day ends at 9:00 due to work... At least I'm out of music. Hahaha, suckers. ;D
Oh well. I don't mind an extra fifty bucks a week for doing almost nothing. :x
You know, unlike music. It takes just as much, if not more, time after school and you get paid jack shit. Then you're expected to actually take the damned instrument home to practice more. How nice. :)
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
All-Nighters
On the eighth day of Decembermas...
All-nighters are not fun. I mean, early in the morning, I just feel cold as hell (ironic :/ ), and later in the morning, I feel hyper as hell. Then I just crash and burn after DEAR, Drop Everything And Read.
That has got to be the most useless twenty minutes of the entire day. It's half-decent for last-minute hoework or studying but I'd much prefer school starting at 9:05 instead. That'd make me happy.
Even when I don't pull all-nighters, there's a chance that I get drowsy during DEAR and fall asleep period 3. Terrible. :/
And now they're actually enforcing it, too. That just shows how much "work" principals really do.
Simply terrible. :/
All-nighters are not fun. I mean, early in the morning, I just feel cold as hell (ironic :/ ), and later in the morning, I feel hyper as hell. Then I just crash and burn after DEAR, Drop Everything And Read.
That has got to be the most useless twenty minutes of the entire day. It's half-decent for last-minute hoework or studying but I'd much prefer school starting at 9:05 instead. That'd make me happy.
Even when I don't pull all-nighters, there's a chance that I get drowsy during DEAR and fall asleep period 3. Terrible. :/
And now they're actually enforcing it, too. That just shows how much "work" principals really do.
Simply terrible. :/
Monday, December 7, 2009
Stabbing is a Sexual Act
On the seventh day of Decembermas...
...What?
That can only be true if the guy's thing is as sharp as a knife... Eugh. :/
But no, seriously. Apparently, stabbing is a sexual act, likely due to the thrusting and thrusting of the blade into someone's body. Horror cliché dictates that the thrusting--err... stabbing, rather, is geared towards the slut, who is often the first to die.
Huzzah! My faithful readers have learned something new today! Wasn't that fun-ducational? :3
...Moar liek fun-JOOcational, amirite? ...No; stop that. :x
...What?
That can only be true if the guy's thing is as sharp as a knife... Eugh. :/
But no, seriously. Apparently, stabbing is a sexual act, likely due to the thrusting and thrusting of the blade into someone's body. Horror cliché dictates that the thrusting--err... stabbing, rather, is geared towards the slut, who is often the first to die.
Huzzah! My faithful readers have learned something new today! Wasn't that fun-ducational? :3
...Moar liek fun-JOOcational, amirite? ...No; stop that. :x
Sunday, December 6, 2009
You Can Stand Under My Umbrella
On the sixth day of Decembermas...
Oh my. My parents are silly.
I was all like, "My umbrella broke. The metal's all twisted and bent'd."
And they were all, "Okay, we'll get you a new one."
And they gave me a plastic umbrella. T.T
And I was all like, "Why's it plastic?"
And they were all like, "Because."
Then it broke. First day of use. And it broke. D':
I was disappoint.
Then they temporarily fixed it with some wire. ;_;
Still want to stand under my umbrella? My broken, broken umbrella? ;_;
Note to self: British umbrella.
Oh my. My parents are silly.
I was all like, "My umbrella broke. The metal's all twisted and bent'd."
And they were all, "Okay, we'll get you a new one."
And they gave me a plastic umbrella. T.T
And I was all like, "Why's it plastic?"
And they were all like, "Because."
Then it broke. First day of use. And it broke. D':
I was disappoint.
Then they temporarily fixed it with some wire. ;_;
Still want to stand under my umbrella? My broken, broken umbrella? ;_;
Note to self: British umbrella.
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Justin used Filler! It's super effective!
On the fifth day of Decembermas...
Speaking of being a master editor, I still have filler to fill in, so I'd like to say hello. :)
My goal is to have an entry for each and every single day this month. So far, it's going great. It's just too bad that I'm doing all of this on December 19th.
This is like my 10th entry today. Yes, it is odd that I did my December 15th-19th entries first but those entries actually related to the time stamped onto the post. :P
Like, I can't complain about my English book before reading it, right?
Be sure to catch every day's posts! They're not posted in chronological order but they'll appear in chronological order.
Speaking of being a master editor, I still have filler to fill in, so I'd like to say hello. :)
My goal is to have an entry for each and every single day this month. So far, it's going great. It's just too bad that I'm doing all of this on December 19th.
This is like my 10th entry today. Yes, it is odd that I did my December 15th-19th entries first but those entries actually related to the time stamped onto the post. :P
Like, I can't complain about my English book before reading it, right?
Be sure to catch every day's posts! They're not posted in chronological order but they'll appear in chronological order.
Friday, December 4, 2009
Master Editor
On the fourth day of Decembermas...
Yes, this is a lovely December 4th... Yes... 4th. :D
Have you guys noticed that all of my posting times are the same for multiple posts? It's not because I'm diligent and always did it at the exact same time every single day. :P
> Post Options
___Post date and time
___xx/xx/xx__xx:xx PM
And you can change it just like that!
I love that option. :D
/filler
Yes, this is a lovely December 4th... Yes... 4th. :D
Have you guys noticed that all of my posting times are the same for multiple posts? It's not because I'm diligent and always did it at the exact same time every single day. :P
> Post Options
___Post date and time
___xx/xx/xx__xx:xx PM
And you can change it just like that!
I love that option. :D
/filler
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Squinty Asians
On the third day of Decembermas...
Know what I love about working at an optometrist's office in Scarborough? The Asians, of course! Yes, the Asians. And so, I would like to share some of my favourite songs (that should be) geared towards Asians.
Perhaps I just need to rock block them all. Hehehe. >:)
Err... Don't ask about how I even know that last song. o_O'
The first two are good though. :)
Know what I love about working at an optometrist's office in Scarborough? The Asians, of course! Yes, the Asians. And so, I would like to share some of my favourite songs (that should be) geared towards Asians.
Shinedown - Second ChanceAnd this one:
My eyes are open wide. By the way, I made it through the day...
blah blah blah
Snow Patrol - Open Your EyesOh, and this one, too:
blah blah blah
I want so much to open your eyes 'cause I need you to look...
blah blah blah
Tell me that you'll open your eyes...
blah blah blah
Erasure - AlwaysI think you get my point. Seriously! Some people are so insanely squinted, it's insane, especially since they don't leave until I get their measurements.
Open your eyes I see
Your eyes are open...
blah blah blah
Perhaps I just need to rock block them all. Hehehe. >:)
Err... Don't ask about how I even know that last song. o_O'
The first two are good though. :)
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Live-Action'd
On the second day of Decembermas...
Just because the live action Dragon Ball live action movie sucks ass, it doesn't mean that the Avatar one will.
But really? Justin Chatwin as Goku? Lol@ simile.
Regardless, let us look past this minor bump in our faith in live action movies and look to the future. I mean, come on. It's Avatar. Avatar! How can anyone screw that up? :/
It has a decent storyline, and assuming the special effects are decent...
Oh dear. Now there's a chance that it might really suck.
Regardless, Avatar's cool... and Ben 10: Alien Swarm wasn't bad. :3
Just because the live action Dragon Ball live action movie sucks ass, it doesn't mean that the Avatar one will.
But really? Justin Chatwin as Goku? Lol@ simile.
Regardless, let us look past this minor bump in our faith in live action movies and look to the future. I mean, come on. It's Avatar. Avatar! How can anyone screw that up? :/
It has a decent storyline, and assuming the special effects are decent...
Oh dear. Now there's a chance that it might really suck.
Regardless, Avatar's cool... and Ben 10: Alien Swarm wasn't bad. :3
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Happy Decembermas!
On the first day of Decembermas...
Mmm... I love December. It's just that much closer to Christmas than all the other months. It's just too bad that teachers make us do so much work before the holidays...then make us do work during the holidays... T.T
Well, at least we're dipping into the holiday season now. I mean, just look around! They're already advertising Christmass cookies and stuff. Of course, they started doing that right after Thanksgiving.
My, my. The world today is so cold and heartless. Regardless, I'd like to believe that the Ghost of Christmas Past can still come around and kick people in the ass to remind them that a gift's value doesn't necessarily depend on its price.
Key word: necessarily.
Mmm... I love December. It's just that much closer to Christmas than all the other months. It's just too bad that teachers make us do so much work before the holidays...then make us do work during the holidays... T.T
Well, at least we're dipping into the holiday season now. I mean, just look around! They're already advertising Christmass cookies and stuff. Of course, they started doing that right after Thanksgiving.
My, my. The world today is so cold and heartless. Regardless, I'd like to believe that the Ghost of Christmas Past can still come around and kick people in the ass to remind them that a gift's value doesn't necessarily depend on its price.
Key word: necessarily.
Friday, November 20, 2009
Stop Hating, Asshole
You know, it's never nice to hate on people. However, I tend to hate on haters. It's just how I do.
Therefore, whoever left that asinine comment can go f***ing die. :)
Therefore, whoever left that asinine comment can go f***ing die. :)
Tribute Videos Attribute
Stop that! D:
I actually like (insert show here) so stop making disturbingly bad tribute videos! They're creepy and stalkerish. ;_;
Especially these two (from above). Honestly? In memory of Quentin Fields? Yes, yes, I know. I sound terrible making fun of something made in memory of a dead guy. I proudly make fun of it regardles. Why? Quentin Fields is a character in the show. >_>
Yes. That is correct. Someone made a video in the memory of a character that died off. Oh YouTubers... You disappoint.
I actually like (insert show here) so stop making disturbingly bad tribute videos! They're creepy and stalkerish. ;_;
Especially these two (from above). Honestly? In memory of Quentin Fields? Yes, yes, I know. I sound terrible making fun of something made in memory of a dead guy. I proudly make fun of it regardles. Why? Quentin Fields is a character in the show. >_>
Yes. That is correct. Someone made a video in the memory of a character that died off. Oh YouTubers... You disappoint.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Crap! I Missed November!
So I shall sum up what I would have said anyway:
-November sucks. D:
-Remember, remember the Fifth of November. Dew eet. :o
-Report cards must die; Engrish must die. T_T
-Remember, remember Remembrance Day? What the heck was that?
Well actually, that last one on the list was just today so I can still salvage that one.
So yes, it's nice that our school puts on a show for all the veterans and alumni but... what the heck happened this year? The band failed, the arrangement of In Flanders Fields wasn't as awesome as last year's, and... interpretive dance?
Are you guys still alive? I heard a trumpeter play an extra note at the end of one of the songs. Surely Lum would've killed you all by now. No? Ah well... Maybe next time. ;D
I've learned something new today. I didn't learn anything new about Remembrance Day because I know all I need to know by now but I learned other things. For example, interpretive dance is terrible. o_O
Also, six green stools do not make an aeroplane. D:
I must sound terrible right now. Well, at least I'm not as bad as some guy who sat next to me. He was all "Please be seated. Please be seated." under his breath while we were standing for the national anthem or something and everyone else was all "Shut up pl0x kthx."
Comparison and relativity make the world go round. :)
-November sucks. D:
-Remember, remember the Fifth of November. Dew eet. :o
-Report cards must die; Engrish must die. T_T
-Remember, remember Remembrance Day? What the heck was that?
Well actually, that last one on the list was just today so I can still salvage that one.
So yes, it's nice that our school puts on a show for all the veterans and alumni but... what the heck happened this year? The band failed, the arrangement of In Flanders Fields wasn't as awesome as last year's, and... interpretive dance?
Are you guys still alive? I heard a trumpeter play an extra note at the end of one of the songs. Surely Lum would've killed you all by now. No? Ah well... Maybe next time. ;D
I've learned something new today. I didn't learn anything new about Remembrance Day because I know all I need to know by now but I learned other things. For example, interpretive dance is terrible. o_O
Also, six green stools do not make an aeroplane. D:
I must sound terrible right now. Well, at least I'm not as bad as some guy who sat next to me. He was all "Please be seated. Please be seated." under his breath while we were standing for the national anthem or something and everyone else was all "Shut up pl0x kthx."
Comparison and relativity make the world go round. :)
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Requiem for a Tower Makes Everything Epic
It does, indeed. It even made that English video more awesome while a certain someone put on gloves ever so slowly. It will hopefully be on YouTube soon. :D
My 30-Second Swine Flu
Would writing a terror/suspense story about swine flu for Writer's Craft be too offensive? Oh well; I'm doing it anyway. :D
Speaking of swine flu, I felt so sick today. D:
Of course, oddly enough, I feel much better now at 1:13 AM, which would lead you to believe I've saved this post in draft mode for quite a while now. Slews of posts appearing tenfold should've been hint enough.
It might also lead you to believe that I am the cure for swine flu, like how Bart was the cure to zombification in that Halloween episode. I'll just swim in your food and... *poop*
Speaking of swine flu, I felt so sick today. D:
Of course, oddly enough, I feel much better now at 1:13 AM, which would lead you to believe I've saved this post in draft mode for quite a while now. Slews of posts appearing tenfold should've been hint enough.
It might also lead you to believe that I am the cure for swine flu, like how Bart was the cure to zombification in that Halloween episode. I'll just swim in your food and... *poop*
Happy Halloween '09!
Beware the paedophil-err... vampires! Yes; that's right... Vampires! :[
Bored? Have no friends? Want a list of things to do? Well, I normally have a life but I'm too swine-flu'd to do things at the moment, so I'll make a list for you. :D
Don't worry... Nothing illegal... You can think of those yourself. ;D
Anyway, without further ado:
-Watch Twitches and Twitches Too!
They're both terrible movies but hey; I'm sick, and personally, I thought it was about seizures. T*Witches my ass. >_>
Here's a synopsis: "Hey! We're twins!" "Hey! We have superpourz!" "Ohnoes! Our mom is being raped by the darkness (no, seriously ._.')."
It takes place in Coventry. Guess why. Don't know? Well, that's all right, since no one cares:
-Costumes? Pics or it didn't happen!
Ahh yes... Costumes... Trench coats are not recommended, for... obvious reasons. My costume was the best and you know it. I was Kiba from Naruto, per se. I had a little stuffed dog and I name him Akamaru and put him on my shoulder. Thus, I am Kiba. :D
I'd love to dress up like him (not really), but he's too weird-looking, like all Naruto characters.
-Candy!
Halloween's not Halloween unless there's candy to be had.
Of course, if you're lazy, you can just leave a bowl of candy outside.
But what if it gets stolen?
That's the point, dumb ass.
By one person?
Well, there's a simple solution to that: just get a big sign...
FREE CANDY! (MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF SWINE FLU)
:)
-Watch Friends.
I'm sick. D:
...but Friends was on. :D
I'm going to head off to bed now to sleep off my swine flu. kthxbi!
Bored? Have no friends? Want a list of things to do? Well, I normally have a life but I'm too swine-flu'd to do things at the moment, so I'll make a list for you. :D
Don't worry... Nothing illegal... You can think of those yourself. ;D
Anyway, without further ado:
-Watch Twitches and Twitches Too!
They're both terrible movies but hey; I'm sick, and personally, I thought it was about seizures. T*Witches my ass. >_>
Here's a synopsis: "Hey! We're twins!" "Hey! We have superpourz!" "Ohnoes! Our mom is being raped by the darkness (no, seriously ._.')."
It takes place in Coventry. Guess why. Don't know? Well, that's all right, since no one cares:
Coventry was also the world's first 'twin' city when it formed a twinning relationship with the Russian city of Stalingrad (now Volgograd) during World War II.Interesting, eh? Not really? I concur. I'd pay about half a baht for it. On to the next item of interest!
-Costumes? Pics or it didn't happen!
Ahh yes... Costumes... Trench coats are not recommended, for... obvious reasons. My costume was the best and you know it. I was Kiba from Naruto, per se. I had a little stuffed dog and I name him Akamaru and put him on my shoulder. Thus, I am Kiba. :D
I'd love to dress up like him (not really), but he's too weird-looking, like all Naruto characters.
-Candy!
Halloween's not Halloween unless there's candy to be had.
Of course, if you're lazy, you can just leave a bowl of candy outside.
But what if it gets stolen?
That's the point, dumb ass.
By one person?
Well, there's a simple solution to that: just get a big sign...
FREE CANDY! (MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF SWINE FLU)
:)
-Watch Friends.
I'm sick. D:
...but Friends was on. :D
I'm going to head off to bed now to sleep off my swine flu. kthxbi!
Friday, October 30, 2009
My Family Name
I want a son! No one cares about daughters because only men pass on the family name.
Of course, my name is Asian, so it's passed around more than herpes, which is more than enough...
So why do people care? Just give your child a unisex name like Ping Pang Pong and everyone'll be happy. :)
...Except your son and/or daughter, of course. :x
Of course, my name is Asian, so it's passed around more than herpes, which is more than enough...
So why do people care? Just give your child a unisex name like Ping Pang Pong and everyone'll be happy. :)
...Except your son and/or daughter, of course. :x
see paper
shall edit later
EDIT: Well, I seem to have lost the "paper," on which I wrote my idea. So therefore, just dropping by to say hi. :)
EDIT: Well, I seem to have lost the "paper," on which I wrote my idea. So therefore, just dropping by to say hi. :)
Saturday, October 24, 2009
DIY kthx
It's time for an English lesson.
Literature is referred to in the present tense. That is all.
Those errors are the most numerous by nature and frankly, they take a hell of a long time to correct.
Literature is referred to in the present tense. That is all.
Those errors are the most numerous by nature and frankly, they take a hell of a long time to correct.
Happy 100th Post
That's right! This is the 100th post! Huzzah! I'm glad that you have made it thus far. :)
Now, prepare to bear witness to my attempt at being Candlejacked because it is so awesome to be randomly tied up and abdu
(The following link is NSFW.)
What? If I can't say Candlejack then that is pure bullsh
:/
Now, prepare to bear witness to my attempt at being Candlejacked because it is so awesome to be randomly tied up and abdu
(The following link is NSFW.)
What? If I can't say Candlejack then that is pure bullsh
:/
A Slap, Some Water, and Dead Puppies
Dead puppies, per se! ...I like puppies. D:
So yes. For English, I had to say "Marilyn... Marilyn's sister... I am your father." It's too bad that I sounded British when I said that. D:
Why didn't we do a retake? Simple: I laughed through like ten takes of it! Why would you make me do that? There's a reason I didn't take drama. :x
To stop laughing, I had to first slap myself. That didn't work. D:
Then, I tried drinking some water. Luckily, I swallowed it before breaking into another fit of laughter.
Then I thought of dead puppies. Epic depression. D:
...Oh well; the ending result was hilarious and the class enjoyed it. :)
So yes. For English, I had to say "Marilyn... Marilyn's sister... I am your father." It's too bad that I sounded British when I said that. D:
Why didn't we do a retake? Simple: I laughed through like ten takes of it! Why would you make me do that? There's a reason I didn't take drama. :x
To stop laughing, I had to first slap myself. That didn't work. D:
Then, I tried drinking some water. Luckily, I swallowed it before breaking into another fit of laughter.
Then I thought of dead puppies. Epic depression. D:
...Oh well; the ending result was hilarious and the class enjoyed it. :)
Bitter Balsam
The balsam pear, better known as bitter gourd or bitter melon, is an Old World, tendril-bearing vine having orange, warty fruits that open at maturity to expose red-coated seeds. Yum.
So I used a little bit of negative connotation... It was only a little. :)
At least I didn't double underline it, too. :/
So anyway, my parents decided to grow it a while ago for lack of better things to do with all that backyard space. Yep. Bitter melon... Anyone want some? :T
Some tomatoes would've been nice but apparently, Chinese people prefer eating bitter melon, especially when bitter and acrid. What kind of masochistic Asians did they use for that "fact?" Eww. :c
At least one cool thing came out of it: they made a tiny shelter of sorts with the vines. You can go under it and everything! :o
It's like a gazebo for short people. :3
So I used a little bit of negative connotation... It was only a little. :)
At least I didn't double underline it, too. :/
So anyway, my parents decided to grow it a while ago for lack of better things to do with all that backyard space. Yep. Bitter melon... Anyone want some? :T
Some tomatoes would've been nice but apparently, Chinese people prefer eating bitter melon, especially when bitter and acrid. What kind of masochistic Asians did they use for that "fact?" Eww. :c
At least one cool thing came out of it: they made a tiny shelter of sorts with the vines. You can go under it and everything! :o
It's like a gazebo for short people. :3
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
There's Something Wrong with Hank Hill
See, he doesn't get addicted to using cocaine like a normal person. Instead, he gets addicted to fishing with it! If I was his family, I would've thought that he just went to the lake to do some private jacking off to satisfy his tunaphilia. o_O
Let's analyze it like English nerds! Well, one target audience is, of course, Americans. He is, without a doubt, their next-in-line for deity. Who needs Superman? You have Hank Hill... Yay~
We, as Canadians, laugh at how satirical it is. :D
Honestly, if his neck gets any redder, either the universe will explode or all Hell will break loose. There will be hillbillies everywhere. D:
I have nothing against Texans though (esp. KevJumba ^^). Everywhere gets better after a little cultural mosaic-ization.
Let's analyze it like English nerds! Well, one target audience is, of course, Americans. He is, without a doubt, their next-in-line for deity. Who needs Superman? You have Hank Hill... Yay~
We, as Canadians, laugh at how satirical it is. :D
Honestly, if his neck gets any redder, either the universe will explode or all Hell will break loose. There will be hillbillies everywhere. D:
I have nothing against Texans though (esp. KevJumba ^^). Everywhere gets better after a little cultural mosaic-ization.
Sunday, October 18, 2009
If You Don't Use It, You Lose It!
Yes; that's right. Your agenda's getting lonely. You use it plenty to record your homework but once you get home, all you do is enter your homework into your personal message on MSN. Your agenda's dying of neglect, just like your conscience. D:
Are you really going to remember to do your homework while not looking at your personal message, since the only time you ever look at your own is when you're changing it?
Alternatively, you could post up a witty remark, or, for the wittiness-challenged, a song name or song lyric.
I'm serious about the "lose it" part though. Of course, some people lose it anyway. *cough*Brian*cough*
Are you really going to remember to do your homework while not looking at your personal message, since the only time you ever look at your own is when you're changing it?
Alternatively, you could post up a witty remark, or, for the wittiness-challenged, a song name or song lyric.
I'm serious about the "lose it" part though. Of course, some people lose it anyway. *cough*Brian*cough*
Saturday, October 17, 2009
But Why? No! Stop That! D:
I don't know why, but an epic pet peeve of mine is when people use the eraser on the top of my pencil. My pencil. If I was nice enough to lend you a pencil then surely you should show a little restraint and consideration. :/
It's just as bad as when people run red lights, or when people drive right over the sidewalk when exiting a parking lot while a pedestrian is clearly two seconds away. Here's a message to all impatient drivers: go f*ck yourself. >:/
Speaking of bad drivers, once, I was innocently crossing the street at an intersection, obeying all of the pedestrian signals like a good boy, unlike Steven (you jaywalker :/ ), and this creepy old man starts to turn left, right at me! D:
He barely slowed down and he honked his horn so I had to run for my life. :/
If I ever see him again, I'll be sticking a huge-ass pickaxe in his horn, while banishing him to a deserted island with the Jonas Brothers.
The moral here: don't f*ck with me. 'kay? ;D
It's just as bad as when people run red lights, or when people drive right over the sidewalk when exiting a parking lot while a pedestrian is clearly two seconds away. Here's a message to all impatient drivers: go f*ck yourself. >:/
Speaking of bad drivers, once, I was innocently crossing the street at an intersection, obeying all of the pedestrian signals like a good boy, unlike Steven (you jaywalker :/ ), and this creepy old man starts to turn left, right at me! D:
He barely slowed down and he honked his horn so I had to run for my life. :/
If I ever see him again, I'll be sticking a huge-ass pickaxe in his horn, while banishing him to a deserted island with the Jonas Brothers.
The moral here: don't f*ck with me. 'kay? ;D
Saturday Math Class
It's that day again! Time to bend over and take my weekly dose of math. :/
I don't mind though. My teacher is rather... animated. He actually used this example in class:
...Somehow... o_O
Oh well. I'll just do my 8 pages of homework now.
Paying to receive more homework... T_T
I don't mind though. My teacher is rather... animated. He actually used this example in class:
It's like unravelling a ball of string, and I'm the cat, and I'm playing with the ball, except cats are messy. :3...and then we learned horizontal shift. :D
...Somehow... o_O
Oh well. I'll just do my 8 pages of homework now.
Paying to receive more homework... T_T
Pseudo-food
Starvation isn't fun. I have no food at home. D:
Well, there's "food," per se, but note the quotation marks and Latin. If I want a snack, it'll take a good 10 minutes. Why? Simple: my parents never go to non-Chinese places anymore. D:
If I want cookies, I have to go buy them. If I want cheese, I have to go buy it. I mean, fruits are wonderful and all but there comes a time in everyone's life when you get tired of questionably named fruits. No, mother, I do not want to eat a... stomach...? Oddly enough, that one word in Cantonese is used to refer to like three different fruits so if my parents want me to get something for them, it usually takes me two or three tries to get it right. :x
Epic sad face. T_T
Of course, I can always snack on vegetables! Let's see... Ran out of lettuce and carrots, turnips are disgusting, don't really want to eat a raw onion or pepper (o_O), allergic to eggplant...
Well, that just leaves the one thing my parents do buy:
I can always have bok choy if I really want. Yay~ >_>
Well, there's "food," per se, but note the quotation marks and Latin. If I want a snack, it'll take a good 10 minutes. Why? Simple: my parents never go to non-Chinese places anymore. D:
If I want cookies, I have to go buy them. If I want cheese, I have to go buy it. I mean, fruits are wonderful and all but there comes a time in everyone's life when you get tired of questionably named fruits. No, mother, I do not want to eat a... stomach...? Oddly enough, that one word in Cantonese is used to refer to like three different fruits so if my parents want me to get something for them, it usually takes me two or three tries to get it right. :x
Epic sad face. T_T
Of course, I can always snack on vegetables! Let's see... Ran out of lettuce and carrots, turnips are disgusting, don't really want to eat a raw onion or pepper (o_O), allergic to eggplant...
Well, that just leaves the one thing my parents do buy:
I can always have bok choy if I really want. Yay~ >_>
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
The ABC - A Bestiality Community
So the Agincourt Business Council decided to have an icebreaker where we each get a character name sticky-note'd onto our back. We then had to go around asking people yes/no questions regarding who that character is until we can find our "counterpart."
It was a fun game! See, these two people had Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and they found each other! Then, a council executive suggested throwing in a Jennifer Aniston to see what happens. o_o
That's not even the best part! Okay, so Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were made for each other so they matched perfectly fine. I somehow got stuck with Pikachu and my match was Ash...? Are you implying that Ash has... used his Sudowoodo to Harden and Explosion all over Pikachu? You know? That he... used Secret Power and got Muk all up in Pikachu's bunghole? That his Diglett Dugtrio'd Pikachu's Squirtle?
D:
It was a fun game! See, these two people had Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and they found each other! Then, a council executive suggested throwing in a Jennifer Aniston to see what happens. o_o
That's not even the best part! Okay, so Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were made for each other so they matched perfectly fine. I somehow got stuck with Pikachu and my match was Ash...? Are you implying that Ash has... used his Sudowoodo to Harden and Explosion all over Pikachu? You know? That he... used Secret Power and got Muk all up in Pikachu's bunghole? That his Diglett Dugtrio'd Pikachu's Squirtle?
D:
And So, The Butthurt Begins
I miss my 100% in accounting. T_T
This is a lesson to everyone: you should always pay attention in class, regardless of how easy the class is! Of course, a better lesson would probably be that if you're going to sacrifice an accounting test for a math test, you should try to pass the math test. ._.'
So, with my newly tarnished academic career (i.e. a 90% average, since we all know that a 90 gets you nowhere nowadays), I should start to consider my other options. This choice is just like when I was deciding on taking AP math or not; I can either be the average amongst the elite or the king of the normies. Let's see... Try for Waterloo anyway, or go straight to Ryerson...
OH GOD! What am I saying!?! Eugh! Ryerson!?! No offence, but if a university is trying to sell that many programs at the university fair with a requirement of 70% or higher, then it's probably not very good at most of them. See, I'm a jack-of-all-trades, master at data. :3
On the other hand, Ryerson is like... fail-at-all-trades, fail even at failure. :/
Of course, no offence to all you people who actually want to go there. I'll admit that it's good for certain specific areas but would anyone really want to go there to study, say, English lit.?
nothx :o
This is a lesson to everyone: you should always pay attention in class, regardless of how easy the class is! Of course, a better lesson would probably be that if you're going to sacrifice an accounting test for a math test, you should try to pass the math test. ._.'
So, with my newly tarnished academic career (i.e. a 90% average, since we all know that a 90 gets you nowhere nowadays), I should start to consider my other options. This choice is just like when I was deciding on taking AP math or not; I can either be the average amongst the elite or the king of the normies. Let's see... Try for Waterloo anyway, or go straight to Ryerson...
OH GOD! What am I saying!?! Eugh! Ryerson!?! No offence, but if a university is trying to sell that many programs at the university fair with a requirement of 70% or higher, then it's probably not very good at most of them. See, I'm a jack-of-all-trades, master at data. :3
On the other hand, Ryerson is like... fail-at-all-trades, fail even at failure. :/
Of course, no offence to all you people who actually want to go there. I'll admit that it's good for certain specific areas but would anyone really want to go there to study, say, English lit.?
nothx :o
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Sh--ting Whaaat!?!
What mythical beast is called a blessing when in a group? Don't know? Well, no one expects anyone to. Apparently, it's a unicorn. UNICORNS!
They asked us that in Reach For the Top. You know? Reach for the Top? That sh**ty little game they have on channel 2 that no one cares about because it's so tl;dr? It's just one super herpetic explosion keener that answers all the questions with his ninja-like hand reflexes raping the buzzer. o_o
Of course, the super nerd is most likely uncoordinated, which makes him unsuitable for... everything else available in a high school. So much for pursuing that ninja-ing career.
Anyway, there's usually just one question out of a million or so where the answer is actually "unicorns." Looks like we used it up. D:
They asked us that in Reach For the Top. You know? Reach for the Top? That sh**ty little game they have on channel 2 that no one cares about because it's so tl;dr? It's just one super herpetic explosion keener that answers all the questions with his ninja-like hand reflexes raping the buzzer. o_o
Of course, the super nerd is most likely uncoordinated, which makes him unsuitable for... everything else available in a high school. So much for pursuing that ninja-ing career.
Anyway, there's usually just one question out of a million or so where the answer is actually "unicorns." Looks like we used it up. D:
I Need a Roommate
Since when was an Internets article considered an "essay?" Although it is interesting (and creepy) that creepy dads like to watch us on Facebook, this is so not an essay. It has an author, a date, and everything! It's a newspaper article and you know it. D:
I'll seriously eventually need a roommate, though... assuming I don't fail the crap out of math. I like Waterloo. D:
Why exactly did we take advanced placement mathematics again? We could've been the rulers of the other classes! (Haha. Rulers. As in math! /wrist.) That doesn't make us keeners; that makes us super keeners.
Yes, really, and yes, there is a difference. It's like the difference between herpes and super herpes; one is just more herpetic!
Yes, herpetic is a word. :/ Don't believe me? Fine! I'll prove it:
I'll seriously eventually need a roommate, though... assuming I don't fail the crap out of math. I like Waterloo. D:
Why exactly did we take advanced placement mathematics again? We could've been the rulers of the other classes! (Haha. Rulers. As in math! /wrist.) That doesn't make us keeners; that makes us super keeners.
Yes, really, and yes, there is a difference. It's like the difference between herpes and super herpes; one is just more herpetic!
Yes, herpetic is a word. :/ Don't believe me? Fine! I'll prove it:
herpeticLol@ "herpetic eruption." Eugh... Nasty. xD
a.[Cf. F. herpétique.]
Pertaining to, or resembling, the herpes; partaking of the nature of herpes; as, herpetic eruptions.
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Thanksgiving
It's not officially Thanksgiving yet but I already had Thanksgiving dinner so it's Thanksgiving enough. :D
I have a theory on why it's called "Thanksgiving."
Thanks for giving us a day off from school. :D
Ehh? Ehh? No? :/
I have a theory on why it's called "Thanksgiving."
Thanks for giving us a day off from school. :D
Ehh? Ehh? No? :/
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Penology 101
Dirty, dirty minds on all of you! :o
Well... I have nothing to say about the study, theory, or practice of prison management or criminal rehabilitation so I guess I had to be slightly dirty to come up with it. :3
...Suck my pianist. :/
Well... I have nothing to say about the study, theory, or practice of prison management or criminal rehabilitation so I guess I had to be slightly dirty to come up with it. :3
...Suck my pianist. :/
To Outlaw 2 for 1
Thanks for giving me a second one free, infomercial, though I would've really preferred simply getting one for half the price. No, really; I don't want the second one if I have to pay separate shipping and handling! I really doubt I'd need a second tub of Paperonis/set of Strap Perfects/Snuggie/ShamWow/Slap Chop. Epic sad face. D:
In fact, I really doubt I'd even want one Snuggie to begin with. :/
In fact, I really doubt I'd even want one Snuggie to begin with. :/
Now What?
Huzzah! It's a glorious day!
At last, your bra strap will not be visible thanks to this tacky clamp! Now... what will you do about the tacky clamp? :/
It's kind of like how tomato juice is the cure for skunk stink; you'd then need a cure for tomato stink. D:
Of course, the difference there is that skunks don't offer Strap Perfect kits, which contain 6 clear, 6 black, and 6 "nude" strap perfects. Yep. They're definitely for everyone all right.
Well, morons, if you honestly need a Strap Perfect, then you might as well get a Snuggie blanket to go with it. Yep. Morons.
At last, your bra strap will not be visible thanks to this tacky clamp! Now... what will you do about the tacky clamp? :/
It's kind of like how tomato juice is the cure for skunk stink; you'd then need a cure for tomato stink. D:
Of course, the difference there is that skunks don't offer Strap Perfect kits, which contain 6 clear, 6 black, and 6 "nude" strap perfects. Yep. They're definitely for everyone all right.
Well, morons, if you honestly need a Strap Perfect, then you might as well get a Snuggie blanket to go with it. Yep. Morons.
The Face of Perfection
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitches! I still have 100% in data management, finanacial accounting principles, and economics! ;D
It's too bad the face of perfection is tarnished... It's just a small pimple. :/
It's oh so slight... Well, it's about as slight as a third breast. A 50% in English isn't too much to worry about, right? T_T
...OH WELL! I still get a nice, safe 89%. :D
Justin has defeated wild samich! Justin has reached lvl 2!
Nerdaraderie +1
Smarticles +2
Ego +x^2 --It only goes up from here. :/
It's too bad the face of perfection is tarnished... It's just a small pimple. :/
It's oh so slight... Well, it's about as slight as a third breast. A 50% in English isn't too much to worry about, right? T_T
...OH WELL! I still get a nice, safe 89%. :D
Justin has defeated wild samich! Justin has reached lvl 2!
Nerdaraderie +1
Smarticles +2
Ego +x^2 --It only goes up from here. :/
Running Out of Money
Disney must be if they're trying to market off Wizards of Waverly Place dolls. Alternatively, instead of buying those overpriced "toys," you can buy a barbie and dye its hair brown. They all look the same anyway. :/
This entry's actually about me, though. Screw Disney. :D
So yes, I am running out of money. I would personally like to blame... well... my friends. Your birthday presents are expensive. D:
Well, to be fair, I only spent like $20-30 on each of you and I'd say that's a fairly priced gift considering our age and lack of money. :T
Of course, it really feels more like spending a hundred because all of you guys are New Year's sex babies! Geez! Can't you guys spread out a little more? It's like budget's broken and dying of super herpes but I don't have to spend a dime until September! Well, I might get myself a little somethin' somethin' for my own birthday. :3
But Mother! I must buy my friends birthday gifts, even though it is also my birthday coming up!
See, I know what I want best. :D
Err... I guess I can't buy happiness...
...in the form of manipulation of fire. :o
This entry's actually about me, though. Screw Disney. :D
So yes, I am running out of money. I would personally like to blame... well... my friends. Your birthday presents are expensive. D:
Well, to be fair, I only spent like $20-30 on each of you and I'd say that's a fairly priced gift considering our age and lack of money. :T
Of course, it really feels more like spending a hundred because all of you guys are New Year's sex babies! Geez! Can't you guys spread out a little more? It's like budget's broken and dying of super herpes but I don't have to spend a dime until September! Well, I might get myself a little somethin' somethin' for my own birthday. :3
But Mother! I must buy my friends birthday gifts, even though it is also my birthday coming up!
See, I know what I want best. :D
Err... I guess I can't buy happiness...
...in the form of manipulation of fire. :o
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Not Hard to Believe
Does anyone really not believe that Kanye West is capable of making this chesty video? (Lol. Double-entendre. ;D)
No one would think that little Jimmy Brooks from Degrassi would do that... Of course, for those who don't already know, Kanye West directed it.
Yep. Kanye West, as in the I'mma-let-you-finish guy. He's the funniest little black man (no racism intended) that God has ever graced us with.
My, my. My blog is so verbose. Know what it needs? It needs to be Kanye'd. ;D
No one would think that little Jimmy Brooks from Degrassi would do that... Of course, for those who don't already know, Kanye West directed it.
Yep. Kanye West, as in the I'mma-let-you-finish guy. He's the funniest little black man (no racism intended) that God has ever graced us with.
My, my. My blog is so verbose. Know what it needs? It needs to be Kanye'd. ;D
Saturday, October 3, 2009
Gacha-Pon!
Err...
Gachapon toys are awesome, though. You insert a buck or two and you get an awesome little toy. I still remember this Pokéball/Pikachu transformer thing that I got. It's so soft and cuddly. :D
They also make excellent birthday presents though the Japanese give you weird-ass stuff like Final-Fantasy-poisoned Hello Kitty plushies (happy birthday, Selena ._.). Of course, that's only in Canada. You can apparently get either coffee or a dildo from the same gachapon in Japan. D:
Gashapon (ガシャポン) or gachapon (ガチャポン), also referred to as "capsule toy", is a Japanese onomatopoeia, made up of two sounds: "gacha" for the turning of a crank on a toy vending machine, and "pon" for the sound of the toy capsule dropping into the receptacle.Umm... How, exactly? I don't hear it. It sounds more like clink-clink-clink to me.
Gachapon toys are awesome, though. You insert a buck or two and you get an awesome little toy. I still remember this Pokéball/Pikachu transformer thing that I got. It's so soft and cuddly. :D
They also make excellent birthday presents though the Japanese give you weird-ass stuff like Final-Fantasy-poisoned Hello Kitty plushies (happy birthday, Selena ._.). Of course, that's only in Canada. You can apparently get either coffee or a dildo from the same gachapon in Japan. D:
Mommy! Mommy! I wanted a NeoNaruPoké-Oh Egyptian pyramid but look at what I got instead! A vibrating banana! Yum.o_o
Friday, October 2, 2009
You Can Stand Under My Umbrella
To be honest, no you can not. >:o
I'd love to share my umbrella with you all but my metallic umbrella broke. D:
My parents were nice enough to buy me a new one. It looked just like my old umbrella except the handle felt more comfortable. Then I opened it. It was a plastic umbrella. Even though my last one, which was metal, broke. Thanks mom and dad.
T_T
I'd love to share my umbrella with you all but my metallic umbrella broke. D:
My parents were nice enough to buy me a new one. It looked just like my old umbrella except the handle felt more comfortable. Then I opened it. It was a plastic umbrella. Even though my last one, which was metal, broke. Thanks mom and dad.
T_T
Thursday, October 1, 2009
I Sing Treason
Blasphemer!
Our national anthem was Pachelbel'd! Canon's great and all but it's everywhere!
I liked the original national anthem more. It was short and sweet... and not country music. Let's see what they've done to our country's song so far.
They've Pachelbel'd and epic tl;dr'd it, they've gotten tone-deaf kids to sing it, they've gotten a gay cowboy to sing it... Oh God. T_T
Our national anthem was Pachelbel'd! Canon's great and all but it's everywhere!
I liked the original national anthem more. It was short and sweet... and not country music. Let's see what they've done to our country's song so far.
They've Pachelbel'd and epic tl;dr'd it, they've gotten tone-deaf kids to sing it, they've gotten a gay cowboy to sing it... Oh God. T_T
I'm a Visa Person
...but oh well. It doesn't mean I can't MasterCard things. ;D
The school is the black hole... of money. It's just an abysmal void that sucks everything in! They really suck at spending money. :/
Being an aspiring accounting student, I think I can safely redo my MasterCard'd school rip-off because it's not an official anything! :D
So, now, with our newfound knowledge...
-painting lockers: $10,000 (Yep. They spent a thousand more than what they said they were going to spend originally.)
-buying 4 used portables: $2.50, max >_>
-waxing the floor: worthless now LOL
-Agincourt CI: still worthless >_>
For everything else in life, there's butthash. ;D
...Eugh. o_O
The school is the black hole... of money. It's just an abysmal void that sucks everything in! They really suck at spending money. :/
Being an aspiring accounting student, I think I can safely redo my MasterCard'd school rip-off because it's not an official anything! :D
So, now, with our newfound knowledge...
-painting lockers: $10,000 (Yep. They spent a thousand more than what they said they were going to spend originally.)
-buying 4 used portables: $2.50, max >_>
-waxing the floor: worthless now LOL
-Agincourt CI: still worthless >_>
For everything else in life, there's butthash. ;D
...Eugh. o_O
The Island... of Math... Yay o_O
Didn't I already make a comparison to the island?
OH WELL; here's another one. :)
AP math is wonderful; our average is higher than the dumbest class by 34. They must be keeping something from us though...
How exactly are we getting more and more students? It's not like they can appear out of thin air like that after the teachers have already chosen!
Oh crap. We're all going to die.
On our test.
Oh wait; we just did. ;_;
OH WELL; here's another one. :)
AP math is wonderful; our average is higher than the dumbest class by 34. They must be keeping something from us though...
How exactly are we getting more and more students? It's not like they can appear out of thin air like that after the teachers have already chosen!
Oh crap. We're all going to die.
On our test.
Oh wait; we just did. ;_;
Happy October Day!
One month of school died! Yes!
See? It wasn't that bad... Kind of. ._.
Of course, it's not like there's anything to do that we couldn't have done during the summer. Now it's just summer with homework and no sleeping in. :/
I know what'll make life more interesting! Let's have an Oktoberfest! I don't drink personally but the concept of being the one-eyed among the blind drunks seems fun. :3
See? It wasn't that bad... Kind of. ._.
Of course, it's not like there's anything to do that we couldn't have done during the summer. Now it's just summer with homework and no sleeping in. :/
I know what'll make life more interesting! Let's have an Oktoberfest! I don't drink personally but the concept of being the one-eyed among the blind drunks seems fun. :3
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Calque the Übermensch
So apparently, the term superman comes from German. Odd, huh?
Ironically, at one point, Superman actually fights Nazis in The Justice League.
Calque is a wonderful thing. It's too bad that they don't borrow words from Chinese. Freezer would be ice box, hail would be ice thin, family would be house people, go to hell would be trip street, and who are you kidding would be... something involving a knee eating hot sauce...? o_O
I never understood that one but my parents use it when they know I'm lying... which is quite often. My mom usually says something about tricking to eat hot sauce while pointing to her knee... What? ._.
Ack! Silly Chinese colloquialisms! They're weird. D:
Ironically, at one point, Superman actually fights Nazis in The Justice League.
Calque is a wonderful thing. It's too bad that they don't borrow words from Chinese. Freezer would be ice box, hail would be ice thin, family would be house people, go to hell would be trip street, and who are you kidding would be... something involving a knee eating hot sauce...? o_O
I never understood that one but my parents use it when they know I'm lying... which is quite often. My mom usually says something about tricking to eat hot sauce while pointing to her knee... What? ._.
Ack! Silly Chinese colloquialisms! They're weird. D:
Monday, September 28, 2009
This is How You Know No One Likes Quebec
Awesome!
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Oddly enough, I actually got that advertisement while publishing an entry about Quebec an the Montreal Canadiens.
And That Means...?
Oh no! Our f***ing Nationals for band is f***ing tomorrow, regardless of how a good third of us didn't want to f***ing go! At all. Whatsoever. Hmph.
Regardless, we must be organized! This is our last class before the Nationals. We must look toward our great teacher and conductor for a good dose of sagacity:
"If we had another rehearsal, we would've already had it. Does anyone know what I mean by that?"
*awkward silence cricket orgy*
Umm. Are you sure you don't want us to practise instead? You know, for Nationals? Which are tomorrow, by the way?
"Anyone?"
No, seriously. We kind of suck. Don't you want to take advantage of our last hour together to practise?
"Well, what I mean is that if you add up all of the time I spent trying to get you all to be quiet and focus, then that would be an entire rehearsal."
On the other hand, you keep us from dismissal until 8:45, 15 minutes past our dismissal time, frequently. If you add that up then that's more than one single rehearsal. F***ing hypocrite.
Oh? Half an hour left? Are you sure you still don't want to rehearse with us? Okay then. F***ing fine. We really don't care anyway and you made us pay 65 bucks.
Hm? Still passive aggressive with us, are we? Well, to be honest, we really don't give a flying f*** anymore. Why do you think no one took music? >_>
Regardless, we must be organized! This is our last class before the Nationals. We must look toward our great teacher and conductor for a good dose of sagacity:
"If we had another rehearsal, we would've already had it. Does anyone know what I mean by that?"
*awkward silence cricket orgy*
Umm. Are you sure you don't want us to practise instead? You know, for Nationals? Which are tomorrow, by the way?
"Anyone?"
No, seriously. We kind of suck. Don't you want to take advantage of our last hour together to practise?
"Well, what I mean is that if you add up all of the time I spent trying to get you all to be quiet and focus, then that would be an entire rehearsal."
On the other hand, you keep us from dismissal until 8:45, 15 minutes past our dismissal time, frequently. If you add that up then that's more than one single rehearsal. F***ing hypocrite.
Oh? Half an hour left? Are you sure you still don't want to rehearse with us? Okay then. F***ing fine. We really don't care anyway and you made us pay 65 bucks.
Hm? Still passive aggressive with us, are we? Well, to be honest, we really don't give a flying f*** anymore. Why do you think no one took music? >_>
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Punch You in the Balls
"I will punch you in the balls."
It's my new threat! You've probably heard me say it before. Like it? :)
What's that? "No," you say? I'mma let you finish but I will punch you in the balls. >:o
It's my new threat! You've probably heard me say it before. Like it? :)
What's that? "No," you say? I'mma let you finish but I will punch you in the balls. >:o
It's Everyone's Doorknob
This is weird but I DON'T CARE! It's everyone's doorknob!
It's bad enough that doorknobs are full of bacteria but it's ten times more disgusting when people wash their hands and reach for the knob before drying their hands. It just becomes a sticky mess! D:
Ahh... Pet peeves. Everyone has them. :/
Especially me! For example, I will punch you in the balls if you say "irregardless." It's a double negative! RAWR!
It's bad enough that doorknobs are full of bacteria but it's ten times more disgusting when people wash their hands and reach for the knob before drying their hands. It just becomes a sticky mess! D:
Ahh... Pet peeves. Everyone has them. :/
Especially me! For example, I will punch you in the balls if you say "irregardless." It's a double negative! RAWR!
No, Seriously. Why?
They say teenage girls and young women like Fred because he's cute. I'm not sure whether to call pedophilia or bestiality on them. :/
Fred is, in essence, similar to that little relative you don't particularly like... so why would you like Fred?
It's like saying, "I hate hypocrites... but I love music!"
It doesn't work that way. :T
Until I see a few thousand of his hundreds of thousands in YouTube money donated to something then his fame and existence is unjustified. Period.
Fred is, in essence, similar to that little relative you don't particularly like... so why would you like Fred?
It's like saying, "I hate hypocrites... but I love music!"
It doesn't work that way. :T
Until I see a few thousand of his hundreds of thousands in YouTube money donated to something then his fame and existence is unjustified. Period.
Friday, September 25, 2009
TV is a Bad Influence
Oh bugger... Mumsy, dearest!Seriously! Those "high school" guys in Chinese soap operas are like 40. Eww. :T
Yes, dearest?
Am I supposed to look like those smashing teenagers I saw on the tele?
No, deary. Of course not! What makes you think that?
Well, I'm Chinese... But I don't have bloody wrinkles and I'm not a 40-year-old limey.
Oh, this tea is simply smashing. Bangers and mash!
Surely there are a couple of decent teenage actors in China somewhere. You know, ones that don't have wrinkles, age, and decay yet? I don't mind the 40-year-old women in the shows though; Chinese women seem to be ageless. It's like they never age!
Oh well... I only have to endure an hour of it while my parents watch it during dinner... daily. :/
Oh bloody 'ell.
Residence Theory
What!?! A meal plan in university residence can cost ~$800? That's insane! There's an easy way around that though.
See, if you eat nothing but ramen noodles, which are $0.33 per package on average, and you eat three "square" meals a day ("square," like the square-shaped packages of instant noodles LOL I'm terrible), then you'd only be spending a dollar a day! A school year is just about 8 months so that's only $240 per year.
$240...? Ouch. That's still pretty expensive! Well... Instant noodles are really bad for you; you should eat some vegetables! Okay, new plan.
So if you eat instant noodles for lunch and dinner (i.e. twice a day) and you eat a "healthy" salad for breakfast daily, consisting of grass and dandelions and crabgrass (the next best thing to lemongrass!), then you'd cut your food cost down to $160 a year! Yay!
Huzzah for economics! :D
See, if you eat nothing but ramen noodles, which are $0.33 per package on average, and you eat three "square" meals a day ("square," like the square-shaped packages of instant noodles LOL I'm terrible), then you'd only be spending a dollar a day! A school year is just about 8 months so that's only $240 per year.
$240...? Ouch. That's still pretty expensive! Well... Instant noodles are really bad for you; you should eat some vegetables! Okay, new plan.
So if you eat instant noodles for lunch and dinner (i.e. twice a day) and you eat a "healthy" salad for breakfast daily, consisting of grass and dandelions and crabgrass (the next best thing to lemongrass!), then you'd cut your food cost down to $160 a year! Yay!
Huzzah for economics! :D
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Hands Off!
Agh! Parents are always digging around our stuff. :/
It's unfair! If they get to go through my wallet to see how loaded I am, I should get to peek in their wallets... *yoink*
It's nice that parents have good intentions but taking away our video games is just cruel. D:
We can't just work hard and study all the time! We'd be... him... if we did.
Y'all know who I'm talkin' about. :/
It's unfair! If they get to go through my wallet to see how loaded I am, I should get to peek in their wallets... *yoink*
It's nice that parents have good intentions but taking away our video games is just cruel. D:
We can't just work hard and study all the time! We'd be... him... if we did.
Y'all know who I'm talkin' about. :/
The Birds and the Wasps
Have I ever mentioned that I hate bees and wasps? I can't even pronounce "wasps." I mean, what? S, P, and S? Together? Blasphemy!
So yeah. It's a miracle that I can stand being stalked by a bumblebee and even that takes a great deal of willpower.
Well anyway, I blame the city strike. That's all you need to say. The city strike and the public school system can be blamed for just about everything.
They're actually to blame this time. ;D
Because of them, the number of fruit flies in Toronto has increased significantly. I dislike. :/
The school system can be blamed, too! In our little portable, we get attacked by wasps because we're so close to the nasty dumpster. This one little wasp keeps visiting us all alone. We're pretty sure it's the same wasp every time; Mr. Richards has named it Henry, if I'm not mistaken.
He's the class pet that attacks us! <3
So yeah. It's a miracle that I can stand being stalked by a bumblebee and even that takes a great deal of willpower.
Well anyway, I blame the city strike. That's all you need to say. The city strike and the public school system can be blamed for just about everything.
They're actually to blame this time. ;D
Because of them, the number of fruit flies in Toronto has increased significantly. I dislike. :/
The school system can be blamed, too! In our little portable, we get attacked by wasps because we're so close to the nasty dumpster. This one little wasp keeps visiting us all alone. We're pretty sure it's the same wasp every time; Mr. Richards has named it Henry, if I'm not mistaken.
He's the class pet that attacks us! <3
Canadian Canadiens
The Montreal Canadiens!
Worst. Mascot. Ever.
How would you like it if we changed our hockey team to the Toronto Maple North Americans? Hm? Thought so. :/
But seriously, Quebec sucks. xD
For example, Canadian health care is excellent... except in Quebec. They actually have a law or something that limits the number of doctors available in the province. Good luck with that. :/
Worst. Mascot. Ever.
How would you like it if we changed our hockey team to the Toronto Maple North Americans? Hm? Thought so. :/
But seriously, Quebec sucks. xD
For example, Canadian health care is excellent... except in Quebec. They actually have a law or something that limits the number of doctors available in the province. Good luck with that. :/
Bend a What? Bend a Who?
I'll bend your face soon! Err... I mean...
Bendaroos!
That just sounds like disfiguring, maiming, and the outcome of mixing one pedo-ing DunkAroos kangaroo with an acrobat.
So they decided to have an infomercial. Ahh. How original. They really screwed up though.
"We'll give you five hundred rainbow Bendaroos!"
They then used their crappy clip art to make magical bags of Bendaroos appear. It's just too bad that they're colour-confused. I saw black, cyan, green, yellow, and white Bendaroos. Key word: rainbow. :/
What's the use of Bendaroos? Pipe cleaners are totally not the same thing, and so what if pipe cleaners don't require your credit card number? With Bendaroos, you can...! Umm... You can... make a demented braindead hippo thing? o_O
You can make a... err... piece of shit? Oh, sorry. I meant to say a "fly."
Alternatively, you can make a terrorist! Wait, what? It's not a terrorist? What is it then? A rapist? No? Oh... It's Spiderman. :T
Bendaroos!
That just sounds like disfiguring, maiming, and the outcome of mixing one pedo-ing DunkAroos kangaroo with an acrobat.
So they decided to have an infomercial. Ahh. How original. They really screwed up though.
"We'll give you five hundred rainbow Bendaroos!"
They then used their crappy clip art to make magical bags of Bendaroos appear. It's just too bad that they're colour-confused. I saw black, cyan, green, yellow, and white Bendaroos. Key word: rainbow. :/
What's the use of Bendaroos? Pipe cleaners are totally not the same thing, and so what if pipe cleaners don't require your credit card number? With Bendaroos, you can...! Umm... You can... make a demented braindead hippo thing? o_O
You can make a... err... piece of shit? Oh, sorry. I meant to say a "fly."
Alternatively, you can make a terrorist! Wait, what? It's not a terrorist? What is it then? A rapist? No? Oh... It's Spiderman. :T
Be a Man!
Or a woman!
As long as you pick one, and only one, I don't really care.
I hate it when you can't tell someone's gender even when you're looking straight at them! The bob/bowl cut, gender-neutral attire and voice, and odd lack of physical features of either gender is just eerie.
So we're left with a choice: is it a really Will-&-Grace guy or a butt-ugly girl? Hmm...
Of course, the dilemma isn't simply resolved with him/her/it prancing around in a band geek uniform skirt; that could easily be a prank, dare, or lost bet. :T
Speaking of the band uniforms, what the hell was their budget? o_O
Surely we could've had better uniforms that were better than blankets (skirts), ties (for guys), ties (supposed to be a scarf for girls), and jackets that fit no one; at least one area is always a little (lot >_>) too wide or tight.
The best part is that the people who distribute the ugly uniforms are always late. Ironically, the unwarranted-self-important ringleader bitches and moans when we're late for rehearsal. By -4 minutes.
Yep. We love arriving fifteen minutes early, just so we can be dismissed fifteen minutes late. Thanks. F***ing thanks.
Well, at least I won't have to endure that anymore. <3
As long as you pick one, and only one, I don't really care.
I hate it when you can't tell someone's gender even when you're looking straight at them! The bob/bowl cut, gender-neutral attire and voice, and odd lack of physical features of either gender is just eerie.
So we're left with a choice: is it a really Will-&-Grace guy or a butt-ugly girl? Hmm...
Of course, the dilemma isn't simply resolved with him/her/it prancing around in a band geek uniform skirt; that could easily be a prank, dare, or lost bet. :T
Speaking of the band uniforms, what the hell was their budget? o_O
Surely we could've had better uniforms that were better than blankets (skirts), ties (for guys), ties (supposed to be a scarf for girls), and jackets that fit no one; at least one area is always a little (lot >_>) too wide or tight.
The best part is that the people who distribute the ugly uniforms are always late. Ironically, the unwarranted-self-important ringleader bitches and moans when we're late for rehearsal. By -4 minutes.
Yep. We love arriving fifteen minutes early, just so we can be dismissed fifteen minutes late. Thanks. F***ing thanks.
Well, at least I won't have to endure that anymore. <3
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Friends for Sale
I'm not talking about the application on Facebook but while we're on the topic of FFS, why not?
The concept is to buy and sell friends to attach a monetary value to them. Once you own them, you can give them various creepy/gross commands. That sounds like virtual slavery to me. No one finds anything wrong with that? :/
Well anyway, actual topic. Have you ever been offered to befriend someone through one of Facebook's side banner advertisements? Surely it would be more beneficial to them to just give you an advertisement and just because one of my friends is friends with that person, it doesn't automatically mean that I, too, know and like that person.
At least it's better than an advertisement for ninja-ing.
...What!?!??!
Speaking of Naruto, ...why? ._.
That's the eternally confounding question. It would actually be a decent waste of time if the storyline was accelerated by 500%. Yes, that's right. 500%. That means that each fight would take less than three or four (or five >_>) episodes.
Seriously! If you didn't miss with your attack and your opponent is lying flat on the ground then finish off your opponent before explaining how you knocked him down! It's common sense. :T
Oh well. I guess that's how anime survives.
Filler and longevity. >_>
The concept is to buy and sell friends to attach a monetary value to them. Once you own them, you can give them various creepy/gross commands. That sounds like virtual slavery to me. No one finds anything wrong with that? :/
Well anyway, actual topic. Have you ever been offered to befriend someone through one of Facebook's side banner advertisements? Surely it would be more beneficial to them to just give you an advertisement and just because one of my friends is friends with that person, it doesn't automatically mean that I, too, know and like that person.
At least it's better than an advertisement for ninja-ing.
Become a Ninja Today...
Try the Official Naruto Shippuden App! Learn Jutsus, do missions, watch episodes, and fight to save your village!
...What!?!??!
Speaking of Naruto, ...why? ._.
That's the eternally confounding question. It would actually be a decent waste of time if the storyline was accelerated by 500%. Yes, that's right. 500%. That means that each fight would take less than three or four (or five >_>) episodes.
Seriously! If you didn't miss with your attack and your opponent is lying flat on the ground then finish off your opponent before explaining how you knocked him down! It's common sense. :T
Super Special Awesome Jutsu! *win*Have you ever noticed that the opponent always gets back up after the explanation, except now, he can proficiently dodge that super special awesome Jutsu? :/
You won! Congratula-
And now, I will explain how my awesome Jutsu won the battle. For an entire episode.
*five hours later*
...and so, my blue ball of fury descended on your dog to turn your freaky eye thing against you, regardless of how your hair ensnared me.
Oh well. I guess that's how anime survives.
Filler and longevity. >_>
Sunday, September 20, 2009
To Be Eccentric
Pssh. Conformist.
Just because Mr. Richards is giving everyone props, it doesn't necessarily mean that you have to do any of the following:
-leave him hanging out of love
-leave him hanging out of asininity (no, seriously; that's a real word!)
-give it to him out of pity
-give it to him for brownie points (suck up >_>)
There's always another option: use your hand to cover his hand! "Paper beats rock." ;D
It's kind of difficult though because his hand is pretty big. :T
Well anyway, all I remember is that some comedian did it and I laughed out loud, kind of like what I did when I saw this.
Most. Epic. Anything. Ever.
Just because Mr. Richards is giving everyone props, it doesn't necessarily mean that you have to do any of the following:
-leave him hanging out of love
-leave him hanging out of asininity (no, seriously; that's a real word!)
-give it to him out of pity
-give it to him for brownie points (suck up >_>)
There's always another option: use your hand to cover his hand! "Paper beats rock." ;D
It's kind of difficult though because his hand is pretty big. :T
Well anyway, all I remember is that some comedian did it and I laughed out loud, kind of like what I did when I saw this.
Most. Epic. Anything. Ever.
Friday, September 18, 2009
It's Alive!
And it's growing! Everyone, run!
"What is growing?" you ask? Well that's simple: infomercials. Especially that Paperoni crap. What is that, anyway? Let's use simple mathematics to solve that, shall we?
Anyway, what I meant by "growing" was that infomercials start off rather short when they first appear... and then they grow longer. They just add some new "practical" application for the crappy product! It's like the marketing division of their rinky-dink company was just sitting there, shitting into a toilet, when he said, "Eureka!"
See, the shite he shat gave him a shitty idea for some random product made by some random-ass gobshite. >_>
Contrary to popular belief, two negatives, in this case, do not cancel each other out:
If anything...
"What is growing?" you ask? Well that's simple: infomercials. Especially that Paperoni crap. What is that, anyway? Let's use simple mathematics to solve that, shall we?
Paper + Pepperoni - Pepper = PaperoniYay/Yum/Umm... Huh.
Anyway, what I meant by "growing" was that infomercials start off rather short when they first appear... and then they grow longer. They just add some new "practical" application for the crappy product! It's like the marketing division of their rinky-dink company was just sitting there, shitting into a toilet, when he said, "Eureka!"
See, the shite he shat gave him a shitty idea for some random product made by some random-ass gobshite. >_>
Contrary to popular belief, two negatives, in this case, do not cancel each other out:
crappy product x crappy idea = good idea for product?It just equals (idea)(product), which is really the merchandise equivalent of a parade where no one's watching; it's just traffic. :/
If anything...
2 crappy product + 2 crappy ideaHaha. Get it? As in, "too crappy idea and product for the world." Hah! Genius! ...I'll shut up now. :/
= 2crappy(idea+product); for the world
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Yummy Mancakes?
Speaking of mooncakes, I went to this Chinese supermarket on Labour Day. I would've wanted to go buy groceries somewhere else but hey, it was Labour Day; only the Chinese places were open.
So there I was, in a parking lot full of Asians. I personally find it a little offensive when people use Asians as the butt of bad driving jokes but holy crap! All that becomes true when they're fighting for parking spaces to buy stuff on sale. Ah crap; I just called Asians cheap, didn't I?
So anyway, I was driving but it was so dangerous that my mom ended up taking over the wheel. It was a miracle that our shiny car returned unscathed. :/
But before going home, we went inside and it was loaded with people. Normally, it's just lightly specked with Asians here and there but that day, it was packed with people of all races (except white people for some reason :T).
Then I saw it. On sale were... Monncakes. o_O
Want some mancakes on sale? ._.
So there I was, in a parking lot full of Asians. I personally find it a little offensive when people use Asians as the butt of bad driving jokes but holy crap! All that becomes true when they're fighting for parking spaces to buy stuff on sale. Ah crap; I just called Asians cheap, didn't I?
So anyway, I was driving but it was so dangerous that my mom ended up taking over the wheel. It was a miracle that our shiny car returned unscathed. :/
But before going home, we went inside and it was loaded with people. Normally, it's just lightly specked with Asians here and there but that day, it was packed with people of all races (except white people for some reason :T).
Then I saw it. On sale were... Monncakes. o_O
Want some mancakes on sale? ._.
Random-Ass Chinese Advertisements
Haha. Silly Asians. Your commercials make no sense!
I'd go search for a YouTube video or something for you guys but to be honest... I can't type Chinese. ._.'
So... You know what that means!
STORY TIME!
Well, it's still better than those other commercials. They're freakin' slideshows!
... :/
I'd go search for a YouTube video or something for you guys but to be honest... I can't type Chinese. ._.'
So... You know what that means!
STORY TIME!
Yay flying airplanes! It's not RC or anything but I like running around with it to simulate flying(...?)! ...Oh noes! It got on the roof somehow! ;_;So... Yeah. It somehow ended up being a commercial for mooncakes. What. The f***. o_O
Don't worry, little boy! Pedobe-err... Daddy's here! Now I'll somehow ninja-teleport-jutsu your model plane down here and ninja-fu-create-jutsu my own airplane model so I can play with you! Yes. Daddy will play with you.
Yay! Pretending to have RC planes!
*magical frame skip; OH SH- THE KID'S LIKE 30 NOW!*
Yes. I am a man now. I also somehow became a pilot because my dad showed me that he could fly his airplane into my runway any day. And now, I'll just promote these mooncakes! Yeah! ...Mooncakes!
Well, it's still better than those other commercials. They're freakin' slideshows!
*broccoli*Groceries... Yeah!
*pork ribs*
*mushrooms*
*Chinese map* o_O
... :/
The Awesome Asians
Most of you know where I work by now.
It's an optometrist's office and I meet a lot of people there. See, that's a good thing and a terribly, terribly bad thing. You would think that I'd meet new and interesting people every week but sadly, that is not the reality.
Some of the people that go there have as much personality as a stick. Oh wait; you can, at the very least, play with a stick.
Regardless, that's enough bashing for one day. As the title indicates, this entry is about the good little patients.
I still remember this one guy; I can safely say that he's the most memorable patient (in a good way) that I've ever met.
STORY TIME!
So there I was, just sitting there. Bored. Then, this one guy came in. He was my age. Huzzah! "That would make the process faster," I thought. That wasn't true though, as he was a squinter. Naturally, I asked him if he could open his eyes just a little wider.
He replied, "I'm Asian."
And that is why awesome people need to get their eyes checked more often. :D
It's an optometrist's office and I meet a lot of people there. See, that's a good thing and a terribly, terribly bad thing. You would think that I'd meet new and interesting people every week but sadly, that is not the reality.
Some of the people that go there have as much personality as a stick. Oh wait; you can, at the very least, play with a stick.
Regardless, that's enough bashing for one day. As the title indicates, this entry is about the good little patients.
I still remember this one guy; I can safely say that he's the most memorable patient (in a good way) that I've ever met.
STORY TIME!
So there I was, just sitting there. Bored. Then, this one guy came in. He was my age. Huzzah! "That would make the process faster," I thought. That wasn't true though, as he was a squinter. Naturally, I asked him if he could open his eyes just a little wider.
He replied, "I'm Asian."
And that is why awesome people need to get their eyes checked more often. :D
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
My First Textbook
Yep. I just got my first textbook. Today. September 15, 2009.
I made it through four official days of high school as a senior without receiving a single textbook! Of course, even with my heavy-ass accounting textbook, I can still laugh at all you AP science nerds. I can especially laugh at you AP bio-nerds with your huge-ass textbooks! :3
Of course, if you have an AP biology textbook and an accounting textbook then I can laugh at you further!
Ahh... Life is wonderful.
I made it through four official days of high school as a senior without receiving a single textbook! Of course, even with my heavy-ass accounting textbook, I can still laugh at all you AP science nerds. I can especially laugh at you AP bio-nerds with your huge-ass textbooks! :3
Of course, if you have an AP biology textbook and an accounting textbook then I can laugh at you further!
Ahh... Life is wonderful.
Monday, September 14, 2009
A Random Thank You
Come to think of it, I actually don't know of too many of my readers. o_O
Well anyway, as per Selena's request, here's a random list thanking people for reading at one point or another. :D
In alphabetical order by first name, thank you to Allen, Ben, Brian, Brian, Bryan, Gurjant, Kent, Selena, Simon, Steven, Trang, and Wilson. :D
Those are the only people who have explicitly told me that they've read it before, if memory serves. :/
Thanks to everyone else, too, whoever you are. Y'all hopefully know who you are. :D
Yes, I do realise that this entry was not very interesting. Deal with it. >:/
Well anyway, as per Selena's request, here's a random list thanking people for reading at one point or another. :D
In alphabetical order by first name, thank you to Allen, Ben, Brian, Brian, Bryan, Gurjant, Kent, Selena, Simon, Steven, Trang, and Wilson. :D
Those are the only people who have explicitly told me that they've read it before, if memory serves. :/
Thanks to everyone else, too, whoever you are. Y'all hopefully know who you are. :D
Yes, I do realise that this entry was not very interesting. Deal with it. >:/
The Epitome of Hot Guys... Sort Of
I'm, of course, talking about Disney's Michael Seater. Yep.
All of his Disney characters are always the object of every high school girl's desire. Anyone else notice that?
Well... I only know of two shows he's been on... but two's a lot. :T
Let's see... There's Life with Derek, of course. He plays the most popular cute guy that everyone has a crush on. Huzzah. Speaking of Life with Derek, has anyone else noticed that the writing and acting in that show is terrible? It's like there's a deus-ex-machina-shooting machina there or something. :/
And the only other appearance of his that I've actually seen was on Naturally, Sadie, where he played Cole, the guy who somehow stole Sadie's heart in an instant.
My source (guess who >_>) says that he isn't very cute. I, however, make no comment because I'd rather not comment on a guy's cuteness. I'll agree that his acting's a little shallow though. :3
All of his Disney characters are always the object of every high school girl's desire. Anyone else notice that?
Well... I only know of two shows he's been on... but two's a lot. :T
Let's see... There's Life with Derek, of course. He plays the most popular cute guy that everyone has a crush on. Huzzah. Speaking of Life with Derek, has anyone else noticed that the writing and acting in that show is terrible? It's like there's a deus-ex-machina-shooting machina there or something. :/
And the only other appearance of his that I've actually seen was on Naturally, Sadie, where he played Cole, the guy who somehow stole Sadie's heart in an instant.
My source (guess who >_>) says that he isn't very cute. I, however, make no comment because I'd rather not comment on a guy's cuteness. I'll agree that his acting's a little shallow though. :3
And So, Sylvester Starves
Aww. Sylvester never catches Tweety. It's kind of sad. I'm surprised he's not emaciated by now.
I know, I know. It's nice that the surprisingly cunning and cute Tweety Bird escapes a violent death and all but surely Sylvester would starve without food. He never catches anything. :T
Speaking of The Bugs Bunny and Tweety Show, isn't it just a little messed up? They're teaching children that cats eat birds and mice. That's good and all but did they really also have to teach that dogs eat cats? Now that's just awkward in real life.
I actually believed that for a while. Then Braceface came along. Their dogs didn't do crap to the cats. :/
What an interesting cartoon that was. Of course, it's not as interesting as THE TELETUBBIES! Oddly enough, I've never actually watched a single episode of that. I've seen commercials but I found them a little too pedophilic so I avoided them. o_o
I know, I know. It's nice that the surprisingly cunning and cute Tweety Bird escapes a violent death and all but surely Sylvester would starve without food. He never catches anything. :T
Speaking of The Bugs Bunny and Tweety Show, isn't it just a little messed up? They're teaching children that cats eat birds and mice. That's good and all but did they really also have to teach that dogs eat cats? Now that's just awkward in real life.
I actually believed that for a while. Then Braceface came along. Their dogs didn't do crap to the cats. :/
What an interesting cartoon that was. Of course, it's not as interesting as THE TELETUBBIES! Oddly enough, I've never actually watched a single episode of that. I've seen commercials but I found them a little too pedophilic so I avoided them. o_o
Lol Wtf Unicorns
So we're just doing some free writing and suddenly, I experience the magical sensation that is when Selena is high.
Yep. I can definitely say that it was thought-provoking. Mhmm. Definitely.
On to story time! So she apparently really wants to find the meaning of life. To do that, she has the help of her trusting stead: a magical, flying, half-bred unicorn.
...What?
Well anyway, she will ride it until she finds the meaning of life... or something like that. Of course, for that story to be true, we have to invent the magical flying half-bred unicorn first, so what I'm thinking is that we should use the same property that is used to produce mules, except we have to make them fertile.
First, we'll need a pink horse and a rhino. They, we force them to breed. Somehow.
Then, with our newly (de)formed horned horse, or "rhi-se" or "hor-no" (my personal favourite name for it ;D), we must find a bird or other flying creature.
I suggested getting a chicken but she wants it to fly. Well sorry for worrying about taste. D:
For some odd reason, she likes dinosaurs so we'll have to find a pterodactyl. Of course, we can only find remains of dinosaurs. It's not like it's Dinosaur King. Pssh. Dinosaurs.
So then, we'd have to somehow reanimate the pterodactyl. Then, since I honestly do not have the patience to wait, we'll have to breed our horno with our new pterodactyl. Then, if all laws of biology are broken, we'll have our... demented horned horse with bat wings. o_O
Yaaaaaaaaaaaay~
Yep. I can definitely say that it was thought-provoking. Mhmm. Definitely.
On to story time! So she apparently really wants to find the meaning of life. To do that, she has the help of her trusting stead: a magical, flying, half-bred unicorn.
...What?
Well anyway, she will ride it until she finds the meaning of life... or something like that. Of course, for that story to be true, we have to invent the magical flying half-bred unicorn first, so what I'm thinking is that we should use the same property that is used to produce mules, except we have to make them fertile.
First, we'll need a pink horse and a rhino. They, we force them to breed. Somehow.
Then, with our newly (de)formed horned horse, or "rhi-se" or "hor-no" (my personal favourite name for it ;D), we must find a bird or other flying creature.
I suggested getting a chicken but she wants it to fly. Well sorry for worrying about taste. D:
For some odd reason, she likes dinosaurs so we'll have to find a pterodactyl. Of course, we can only find remains of dinosaurs. It's not like it's Dinosaur King. Pssh. Dinosaurs.
So then, we'd have to somehow reanimate the pterodactyl. Then, since I honestly do not have the patience to wait, we'll have to breed our horno with our new pterodactyl. Then, if all laws of biology are broken, we'll have our... demented horned horse with bat wings. o_O
Yaaaaaaaaaaaay~
Sunday, September 13, 2009
HAPPY 50TH POST, TVoS!
Yay me! :D
I've kept you entertained thus far so I must be awesome. ;D
So, yes. I'd like to thank all my readers! Sadly, I can still list you all... But at least it takes more than two hands! <3
OH WELL! Life goes on.
It wouldn't hurt to comment, you know. <_<
I've kept you entertained thus far so I must be awesome. ;D
So, yes. I'd like to thank all my readers! Sadly, I can still list you all... But at least it takes more than two hands! <3
OH WELL! Life goes on.
It wouldn't hurt to comment, you know. <_<
Don't Eat Japanese Strawberry Ice Cream
Does anyone actually remember what Digimon digipoop looked like? It was just a pink swirl.
While at this one cosy little Japanese buffet, I couldn't help but be reminded of what Agumon left in their car when he couldn't hold it in. A little pink swirl... Just like Jimmy's ice cream. :T
While at this one cosy little Japanese buffet, I couldn't help but be reminded of what Agumon left in their car when he couldn't hold it in. A little pink swirl... Just like Jimmy's ice cream. :T
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Basement Dwellers with Money
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Video responses. They're like the bane of YouTube... Second to AMVs and anime slideshows. ._.'
It's bad enough that we have retards like Fred running rampant. >:o
They're just the product of un-e-famous people with money for a camera. :/
They're so bothersome, too. I mean, actually e-famous people need their video responses to link us to their other awesome videos!
And the requirements! Holy crap! You'd need to almost try to be e-famous to make a video response.
First of all, you'd have to have no life whatsoever to make one.
Secondly, you'd need someone with even less life than you to view it.
See, at least with a written comment, there's a slight chance that someone will read your comment and care enough to make an intelligible response. Key word: "slight."
Of course, there's a greater chance of you viewing this than a YouTube video response.
I'm too interesting to put down. ;D
It's bad enough that we have retards like Fred running rampant. >:o
They're just the product of un-e-famous people with money for a camera. :/
They're so bothersome, too. I mean, actually e-famous people need their video responses to link us to their other awesome videos!
And the requirements! Holy crap! You'd need to almost try to be e-famous to make a video response.
First of all, you'd have to have no life whatsoever to make one.
Secondly, you'd need someone with even less life than you to view it.
See, at least with a written comment, there's a slight chance that someone will read your comment and care enough to make an intelligible response. Key word: "slight."
Of course, there's a greater chance of you viewing this than a YouTube video response.
I'm too interesting to put down. ;D
Lies! All Lies!
Admit it. YTV commercials are terrible. They're not funny and they tell you nothing about what the show's about. This violates the advertising contract, which states that exposing the general public to advertising should give them something in return, such as a good deal or a good laugh at the very least.
Now that I think about it, that contract was proposed like thirty years ago and no one seems to adhere to it. T_T
Ugh! Bad writing in commercials is contagious like stupidity. <_<
Even the Family channel commercials are starting to get stupid. They were only a minor nuisance before but if I ever meet the voice-over guy that did the Zoey 101 or Life with Derek commercials, heads will roll.
Now that I think about it, that contract was proposed like thirty years ago and no one seems to adhere to it. T_T
Ugh! Bad writing in commercials is contagious like stupidity. <_<
Even the Family channel commercials are starting to get stupid. They were only a minor nuisance before but if I ever meet the voice-over guy that did the Zoey 101 or Life with Derek commercials, heads will roll.
Taking Back the Sky
I'm sick of those stupid birds thinking they own the sky, letting their poop fall where it may. Perhaps it's time for us land-walkers to have our revenge against the birds!
Birds are nice and all but as I was walking one fateful sunny afternoon, they attacked me... with a barrage of flying shit! It was a massacre...
Nothing landed on me though. :D
On a side note, as I was walking past the small field surrounding a bridge with a train overhead, I heard an awkward silence. Yep; that's right: crickets. It wasn't just one little leg-rub though. It sounded like they were having rampant cricket sex and I was all like, "Holy crap! Did that train dump a load of Viagra out of a car or something?" :T
Well anyway, we're human; we're smart. We don't need our modern guns to take down such a tiny adversary; we can just use blunderbusses full of shit. Let's see how they like getting shat on!
Or, even better: we can take out large flocks of them using shit catapults. It's not like we'll ever run out of shit. ;D
Of course, we'll all have to sleep with one eye open because the birds can strike back at any time. I mean, they've already gone to biological warfare with their H5N1 bird flu.
They haven't even played their final trump yet. Let's just pray that they don't resort to using their most powerful and dangerous weap-OH SHIT IT'S HARVEY BIRDMAN!
Birds are nice and all but as I was walking one fateful sunny afternoon, they attacked me... with a barrage of flying shit! It was a massacre...
Nothing landed on me though. :D
On a side note, as I was walking past the small field surrounding a bridge with a train overhead, I heard an awkward silence. Yep; that's right: crickets. It wasn't just one little leg-rub though. It sounded like they were having rampant cricket sex and I was all like, "Holy crap! Did that train dump a load of Viagra out of a car or something?" :T
Well anyway, we're human; we're smart. We don't need our modern guns to take down such a tiny adversary; we can just use blunderbusses full of shit. Let's see how they like getting shat on!
Or, even better: we can take out large flocks of them using shit catapults. It's not like we'll ever run out of shit. ;D
Of course, we'll all have to sleep with one eye open because the birds can strike back at any time. I mean, they've already gone to biological warfare with their H5N1 bird flu.
They haven't even played their final trump yet. Let's just pray that they don't resort to using their most powerful and dangerous weap-OH SHIT IT'S HARVEY BIRDMAN!
Friday, September 11, 2009
If Life Gave You Lemons
Make lame-onade! Of course, you should really try to figure out how those lemons appeared first.
On a less serious note, I have a data question for you all. Don't worry; you don't need to have taken data to understand.
How many three-worded sentences can you create with the words "this," "is," "lame," "gay," and "retarded?"
Hm? Oh, right. Restrictions. The first word must be "this" and the second word must be "is." No repetition of words is allowed.
So... What's the answer? "Three," you say? Wrong. ;D
Trick question; there is no sentence. At least, there isn't a politically correct one. Yes, all of these words can be used in a derogatory way but these are really just normal words.
They mean "out of touch with fads and trends," "happy," and "delayed," respectively. The other meanings are (or at least should be) obsolete.
Regardless, this is annoying. Why can't people just decide what's acceptable and what's offensive right now and stop changing their minds with their politically correct euphemisms?
For example, "actors." But wait! The women were sad. Oh no! D:
Dictionary + "actresses" = huzzah!
Then they complained about how sexist it was. Here's an idea: shut up.
So we apparently can't say that things are gay, retarded, or lame anymore. What now?
"This sucks balls!" Oh, the women are offended.
"This sucks!" Still offended.
"This is dumb!" Oh, the stupid people are offended. Oops. I used "stupid." Oh, the dumb people are offended. Oh bother. :T
On a less serious note, I have a data question for you all. Don't worry; you don't need to have taken data to understand.
How many three-worded sentences can you create with the words "this," "is," "lame," "gay," and "retarded?"
Hm? Oh, right. Restrictions. The first word must be "this" and the second word must be "is." No repetition of words is allowed.
So... What's the answer? "Three," you say? Wrong. ;D
Trick question; there is no sentence. At least, there isn't a politically correct one. Yes, all of these words can be used in a derogatory way but these are really just normal words.
They mean "out of touch with fads and trends," "happy," and "delayed," respectively. The other meanings are (or at least should be) obsolete.
Regardless, this is annoying. Why can't people just decide what's acceptable and what's offensive right now and stop changing their minds with their politically correct euphemisms?
For example, "actors." But wait! The women were sad. Oh no! D:
Dictionary + "actresses" = huzzah!
Then they complained about how sexist it was. Here's an idea: shut up.
So we apparently can't say that things are gay, retarded, or lame anymore. What now?
"This sucks balls!" Oh, the women are offended.
"This sucks!" Still offended.
"This is dumb!" Oh, the stupid people are offended. Oops. I used "stupid." Oh, the dumb people are offended. Oh bother. :T
Story Time Pt. 2
Haha. This one's near and dear to my heart. Well, not really, but it's hilarious! (It's not written by me.)
Survival Story
.....I raised my hand in disgust as the math problem flashing before me confused me. She approached, the earth rumbled; she walked towards me, the earth crumbled.
.....She questioned why I have summoned her. As her voice screeched across the world like nails on the chalkboard, birds fell from the sky foreshadowing the Hell I was about to face.
.....Hell seemed to have been brought on upon me with a tremendous force. I moved aside to exhibit the screen, where in front of her laid a math problem even she was dumbfounded by; so dumbfounded that the beast inched closer for a better look.
.....That's when the gates to Hell swung open and out of it was something indescribable in size and disgust. Before I can even whimper, the breast of this beast had settled--no--it had slept and rested on my shoulder with a tremendous force. I felt my collar bone pop and my neck crack.
.....For I have reason to believe I was dead. But no; the merciless creature shook and the breast engaged into a snuggling feast of horror... Oh the horror...
........................................-Survivor of '05-'06
Most of you should know which teacher this is referring to by now. Happy reading!
Survival Story
.....I raised my hand in disgust as the math problem flashing before me confused me. She approached, the earth rumbled; she walked towards me, the earth crumbled.
.....She questioned why I have summoned her. As her voice screeched across the world like nails on the chalkboard, birds fell from the sky foreshadowing the Hell I was about to face.
.....Hell seemed to have been brought on upon me with a tremendous force. I moved aside to exhibit the screen, where in front of her laid a math problem even she was dumbfounded by; so dumbfounded that the beast inched closer for a better look.
.....That's when the gates to Hell swung open and out of it was something indescribable in size and disgust. Before I can even whimper, the breast of this beast had settled--no--it had slept and rested on my shoulder with a tremendous force. I felt my collar bone pop and my neck crack.
.....For I have reason to believe I was dead. But no; the merciless creature shook and the breast engaged into a snuggling feast of horror... Oh the horror...
........................................-Survivor of '05-'06
Most of you should know which teacher this is referring to by now. Happy reading!
Story Time Pt. 1
Do you wish to partake in the wonderful studies of the writer's craft?
Well, it's too late to take it (or is it?) but you can always have my writing to read.
It's especially nice because we blogger authors retain our intellectual property rights. ;D
Well anyway... Our first writing exercise:
Heck, I'd even consider it the best day of the world, second only to the day those Americans got that shiny new president. ;D
Well, it's too late to take it (or is it?) but you can always have my writing to read.
It's especially nice because we blogger authors retain our intellectual property rights. ;D
Well anyway... Our first writing exercise:
The Worst Day of SchoolMr. Thomas didn't like the ending too much since Twilight had prevailed and had brainwashed the general population but hey; he's the one who gave us the title to go with and if the powers of coolness had won over the bogosity that is Twilight then... That'd be the best day of school.
.....On a day that was otherwise an ordinary day, all hell broke loose. Our school was invaded by vampire...-loving fangirls. It was raining crimson adoration as Twilight Moon had just been released. All of them were shrieking over how cute or hot Edward Cullen was--it was deafening, so I ran.
.....At least, I tried to run, but the infected were everywhere! However, I wasn't ready to give up just yet, but then I saw it: my own best friend was infected and so, I gave up and conformed. I felt my soul fading away.
.....The darkness engulfed all, and it sucked.
Heck, I'd even consider it the best day of the world, second only to the day those Americans got that shiny new president. ;D
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Am I Getting Paid For This?
...And right after I posted that one, it gave me an advertisement for containers.
Containers, Jars, BottlesFind Your Containers and Closures All In One Place! Shop Online Todaywww.ContainerAndPackaging.com
...Yeah...
Advertisement-Generating Superpowers
Bottles, Jars, ContainersChoose From Glass, Plastic & Metal. Buy Wholesale At Competitive Rates!www.ContainerAndPackaging.com
So, I mentioned a bottle... and it gave me a bottle advertisement? Just because I mention the word "bottle," it doesn't mean I have a total bottle fetish.
This is nearly as bad as those YouTube sheep that actually make videos and add every imaginable tag to their crappy video. Yes, it'll barely come up in anyone's search because YouTube lists search results by view-count, but if someone decides to use YouTube as Google for some reason, the random "videographer" might get one view.
Holy crap! One view! And all it cost was two minutes of that random viewer's time! ...And my pride and self respect! ...And my social life! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Like a Soap Opera
I'm sorry but... I just don't have time for this anymore.lolwut?
But I can change!
It's not me; it's you. You've changed.
Please don't go! Don't leave me!
I'm sorry, but I have to.
Oddly enough, I'm actually talking about cutting my ties to the music department. Since when did we have to actually tell a teacher that we no longer wish to partake in their time-consuming course?
Just because I no longer wish to take your course, it doesn't mean I hate you, though I kind of (or rather, really) hate how you always (key word: always) keep us from dismissal for an extra fifteen minutes. At 8:30 at night.
I also hate how a good 15% of our final mark for two courses was based on something that was either time-consuming (weekly, at that <_<) and boring, or costly and boring.
I miss the good old days... Toot a horn and you get a C. Toot it well and you get a B. Actually pay attention while you're at it and you get an A. Huzzah!
A Freaking Bottle
15 on 1? That's not very nice. :/
...looking for fifteen youths believed to be armed with machetes, bats, golf clubs, and bottles.Well anyway, yes, machetes, bats, golf clubs, and bottles are dangerous when used as weapons but should you really end a list of dangerous weapons with "bottles?" (@1:00) I mean, come on! They have three other makeshift weapons to end off their list with and they choose bottles as the big bad list-ender. That's so... disparaging. ;_;
Failure at Lockers
Oh, golly gee! Physics home form! Now I'll have a locker close to physics! On the north end of the school!True story, actually. That was me last year... except minus the excitement for physics.
Hm? What's that? My locker's in the tech hall? On the south end!?!??! Blasphemer!
There are plenty of lockers around every classroom. Why must they fail so much at distributing them? T_T
I mean, seriously! There are plenty of random-ass lockers right outside the AP math classroom and they randomly decided, "Hey! Let's screw them over by sticking their official lockers in a random place down the hall that isn't close to anything. At all. Whatsoever." <_<
Did I mention they also suck and smell like cat pee? Oh wait; that was the nasty door that no one liked opening back in grade 10. Surely our tax dollars can pay for a good scrubbing of the door. :/
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Stupid Advertisements
Astrology Secret RevealedIt's true! Jump off a bridge and your life will definitely be changed. :)You're One Jump Away From Changing Your Life Forever...www.QuantumJumping.com
Ahh... I love the stupid advertisements. Some are just too easy.
For example, duct tape bandages. Pro. Or, better yet, "flesh-colored" band-aids. Hey, Sheneequa! Need a bandage?
I just thought that I should share this awesome site full of terribly racist advertisements because frankly, it's hilarious. :D
You've gotta love them there 'mericans! ...Well, Europeans, technically... REGARDLESS!
Err...
I didn't mean to actually stab him in the face! D:
Okay, I'll admit it: it depends on who we're talking about. ;)
Fred, you say? Oh... Go right on ahead. <3
But seriously. I never thought Timothy Eaton was that bad. Do they hate those who associate with Asians that much? D:
At least we can still outnumber and surround them. Mwahahahaha. >:)
Okay, I'll admit it: it depends on who we're talking about. ;)
Fred, you say? Oh... Go right on ahead. <3
But seriously. I never thought Timothy Eaton was that bad. Do they hate those who associate with Asians that much? D:
At least we can still outnumber and surround them. Mwahahahaha. >:)
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