If Life Gave You Lemons

Make lame-onade! Of course, you should really try to figure out how those lemons appeared first.

On a less serious note, I have a data question for you all. Don't worry; you don't need to have taken data to understand.

How many three-worded sentences can you create with the words "this," "is," "lame," "gay," and "retarded?"

Hm? Oh, right. Restrictions. The first word must be "this" and the second word must be "is." No repetition of words is allowed.

So... What's the answer? "Three," you say? Wrong. ;D

Trick question; there is no sentence. At least, there isn't a politically correct one. Yes, all of these words can be used in a derogatory way but these are really just normal words.

They mean "out of touch with fads and trends," "happy," and "delayed," respectively. The other meanings are (or at least should be) obsolete.

Regardless, this is annoying. Why can't people just decide what's acceptable and what's offensive right now and stop changing their minds with their politically correct euphemisms?

For example, "actors." But wait! The women were sad. Oh no! D:

Dictionary + "actresses" = huzzah!

Then they complained about how sexist it was. Here's an idea: shut up.

So we apparently can't say that things are gay, retarded, or lame anymore. What now?
"This sucks balls!" Oh, the women are offended.
"This sucks!" Still offended.
"This is dumb!" Oh, the stupid people are offended. Oops. I used "stupid." Oh, the dumb people are offended. Oh bother. :T