I'll bend your face soon! Err... I mean...
Bendaroos!
That just sounds like disfiguring, maiming, and the outcome of mixing one pedo-ing DunkAroos kangaroo with an acrobat.
So they decided to have an infomercial. Ahh. How original. They really screwed up though.
"We'll give you five hundred rainbow Bendaroos!"
They then used their crappy clip art to make magical bags of Bendaroos appear. It's just too bad that they're colour-confused. I saw black, cyan, green, yellow, and white Bendaroos. Key word: rainbow. :/
What's the use of Bendaroos? Pipe cleaners are totally not the same thing, and so what if pipe cleaners don't require your credit card number? With Bendaroos, you can...! Umm... You can... make a demented braindead hippo thing? o_O
You can make a... err... piece of shit? Oh, sorry. I meant to say a "fly."
Alternatively, you can make a terrorist! Wait, what? It's not a terrorist? What is it then? A rapist? No? Oh... It's Spiderman. :T
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