It's Alive!

And it's growing! Everyone, run!

"What is growing?" you ask? Well that's simple: infomercials. Especially that Paperoni crap. What is that, anyway? Let's use simple mathematics to solve that, shall we?

Paper + Pepperoni - Pepper = Paperoni

Yay/Yum/Umm... Huh.

Anyway, what I meant by "growing" was that infomercials start off rather short when they first appear... and then they grow longer. They just add some new "practical" application for the crappy product! It's like the marketing division of their rinky-dink company was just sitting there, shitting into a toilet, when he said, "Eureka!"

See, the shite he shat gave him a shitty idea for some random product made by some random-ass gobshite. >_>

Contrary to popular belief, two negatives, in this case, do not cancel each other out:

crappy product x crappy idea = good idea for product?

It just equals (idea)(product), which is really the merchandise equivalent of a parade where no one's watching; it's just traffic. :/

If anything...

2 crappy product + 2 crappy idea
= 2crappy(idea+product); for the world

Haha. Get it? As in, "too crappy idea and product for the world." Hah! Genius! ...I'll shut up now. :/