Hm? That's not his name? Well it might as well be! Apparently, his full name is Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, and yet he chose to go with Dumbledore or Albus!? Surely it'd be more normal to be called Brian or even Percival.
Well, anyway, you all know what they say about people with three first names, right? So, what do you say about someone with 4 or possibly 5?
It's kind of odd compared to his brother.
Aberforth. Dumbledore. ._.
How short. I'd say "plain" as well but if I named my future kid that, he and/or she would be ridiculed. Of course, if it was a he and she then I guess there'd be more to ridicule.
Haha. Oddly enough, this actually reminds me of a funny little story. No, not the he/she part. Sick weirdos. <_<
Well anyway, it's a myth of super-chinky origin. So apparently, Chinese people used to like giving their first-born son a long-ass colossal name. They were like the Godzilla of names, except unlike Godzilla, they were born with much longer... umm... what were we talking about? ;)
So... umm... yeah. So, yes. These long-ass names were ginormous enough to rival those of brown people! Yeah, crazy; I know. Imagine having a son named Lam Lee Lai Chung Chang Chen Chan Zhang Chan Chan Wong Chan Zhou Sung Chan. Chan. How many coins would you need to come up with that?
Well anyway... Man, my A.D.D. is getting stronger. :T
On with the story! So apparently the Godzilla-named kid fell down a well so his younger brother went to go get help. Naturally, he went to find his parents. He told them that his older brother fell down the well! Ohnoes~! Of course, he's Chinese so he couldn't just say "older brother" but when he was telling his parents who fell down the well, he got his brother's overcompensating name wrong so he got scolded for disrespecting his older brother.
Then Lam Lee, etc. drowned in the well and his parents were sad. D,:
Therefore, the moral of the story is that if you live near a well, you should name your children appropriately. Ping Pang Pong's a nice name. Is so simpo. :)
Or you could just name your child Soy Sauce. :D
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