The Exodus of Fun

It's the most wonderful time of the ye-*stab*

So yeah. It's that time again! Huzzah. We get to see all of our friends again! Yaaaaaay! And, as an added bonus, we're the seniors! That's right. We're the top dogs; the head honchos of high school. Mhmm.

Then again, we're getting hundreds more new students compared to the number of students leaving. Huzzah for overpopulation. Where are our tax dollars going again?

What I fear most is what will happen regarding locker distribution. How the heck can 1,800+ students use ~1,600 lockers?

Simple solution: the little ankle-biting underclassmen can share lockers. Either that or I'll teach the pre-apprenticeship program.

Okay, class. Lesson #1: Building Lockers

Yep. Foolproof. Unless, of course, their reputation for stupidity precedes them.