Random-Ass Chinese Advertisements

Haha. Silly Asians. Your commercials make no sense!

I'd go search for a YouTube video or something for you guys but to be honest... I can't type Chinese. ._.'

So... You know what that means!

STORY TIME!

Yay flying airplanes! It's not RC or anything but I like running around with it to simulate flying(...?)! ...Oh noes! It got on the roof somehow! ;_;
Don't worry, little boy! Pedobe-err... Daddy's here! Now I'll somehow ninja-teleport-jutsu your model plane down here and ninja-fu-create-jutsu my own airplane model so I can play with you! Yes. Daddy will play with you.
Yay! Pretending to have RC planes!
*magical frame skip; OH SH- THE KID'S LIKE 30 NOW!*
Yes. I am a man now. I also somehow became a pilot because my dad showed me that he could fly his airplane into my runway any day. And now, I'll just promote these mooncakes! Yeah! ...Mooncakes!

So... Yeah. It somehow ended up being a commercial for mooncakes. What. The f***. o_O

Well, it's still better than those other commercials. They're freakin' slideshows!

*broccoli*
*pork ribs*
*mushrooms*
*Chinese map* o_O

Groceries... Yeah!

... :/