The True Religion

That's right! I will reveal which I think is the one true religion. You have to admit it: all the other religions are totally bogus. Yep. Bogus. Full of bogosity (I love that word :D).

Well, anyway, the other religions are silly compared to this one. I mean, it makes so much sense! You all have to see the light!

I'm, of course, talking about the religion.

Honestly! All the other ones totally fall short!

And that religion is-Ooooooooooooooooh.We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy~

The F(W,NR,BS...P...MIYWRB?)AQ!

That's right! This is the Frequently (well, not really, but sometimes... possibly... maybe if you were really bored?) Asked Questions segment!

I think the title gives away what this will be about, so let's just get into it!

Q1: Where does all that honey go?
A: Here. Oh bother...

Q2: Why does Magikarp suck so much?
A: Nice knowing you! (not really ;D)

Q3: Why doesn't the school have air conditioning?
A: Because of this.

Q4: Who would win? Ninjas or pirates.
A: Well, ninjas have awesome ninjutsu... and pirates are Mr. Fantastic with a cheap straw hat. Plus, they can't do much without their ship. And water. Who do you think would win? o_O

Ironically enough, the "lovable" butt pirate from One Piece (of sh**) can't even touch water. Win.

Q5: Who would win? Werewolves or vampires?
A: Van Helsing, of course.

Q6: What are hot dogs made of?
A: Do you really want to know? Really?

Q7: Is my cell phone really giving me cancer?
A: Not as much as this Internet you're using. ;D

Q8: Is Pluto a planet?
A: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto
i.e. My Very Educated Mother Just Showed Us Nine Planets.

Now, unless someone wants to come up with something for MVEMJSUN for me, Pluto's a planet. 'kay?

Q9: So... how many planets are there?
A: To shut up all the weirdos who actually care, there are 8.5 planets. Happy? <_<

Q10: How does Ditto breed with everything?
A: ...Some questions are better left unanswered...

Q11: I can draw Ditto! Does that make me a pro artist?
A: Not really. :T

Q12: Are you done your math homework yet?
A: Haha. Of course not!

Anyone want to add a question to the list? :o

PETA Would Have a Field Day

Come here, little Pikachu! It's time to learn a new skill! ...Now that I think about it, where do I insert this TM anyway?

So... uhh... How exactly do TMs and HMs work? They're in the form of a disc so... do you just... insert them?

Well, I can feed it to my Pikachu but it might get damaged by its teeth. There is this one other brown hole... Let's try that!

O_O

Let's not.

I guess we can just add this to the list of things we'll never know the answers to, along with what would happen if you stab a Pikachu in the cheeks with a metal knife.

At least some of these questions are answered. Now we know how Winnie the Poop works! :D

(Bad me. No puns. Rawr.)

It's too bad that not all of these questions are answered...

(Foreshadowing a future entry. ;D)

YouTubers Have Fangs

You have to admit: it's sometimes fun and/or funny to watch people hack like pros.

It's too bad the dickweeds in the world always complain about it. (Rate that video 1 star; kthx! :D) Worse yet, they have ugly e-friends (due to a lack of actual friends) that make crappy video responses!

Well, at least the hackers are humble:

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I understand... hackers are a pain.

Ahh... Sweet, sweet irony. I can safely say that over half of my readers know this hacker.

But, yeah; YouTubers are unnecessarily whiny. If you don't like the hacker, exit the game. Is that rocket science? Well, considering the way things are going for NASA, maybe.

Speaking of Americans, what is up with their ignorant redneck problem? I mean, I know that not all Americans are ignorant pains in the ass (in fact, one of my favourite comedians is American!), but honestly, gyyynnnlll is one of the biggest rednecks I have ever come across online. Just read his hateful comments!

Since it is a YouTube video, I guess the comments won't last forever so... here:

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Hmmm. In the dictionary - hypocrite should read, "see kanadian dumbasses".

Never saw a bigger bunch of anti-American retards going to America, living in America, working in America, buying in America.

Like I said dude. Close that border off completely. I got no prob with it. No prob whatsoever. Let's see whose economy survives.

Holy crap! What an asinine ignoramus. I have one message for him: go die. I'd send it to him but seeing as he's a Bruce Springsteen-loving inbred hillbilly, he has plenty of time to delete comments on his channel. And he even supports this group of inbred ignorant Americans. I love how they put a Canadian advertisement on their site.

At least there will always be sensible Canadians to call them retards.

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Wow, everyone BREATHE. The whole thing was a joke. Americans make fun of Canada all the time; it's light-hearted humour.

And it's a fact that American don't know much about Canada. You don't have to learn very much about our country in school.

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war of 1812, bitch

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Let's see if you would like to start another on Deranged-Lame-o.

Go ahead. Want to try another war retard?

The Russians already banged you up the ass you WHORE. They put their flag down in the Arctic. Proud of bending over boy?

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A brief history of kanada. Limeys came, they saw, they killed everything in sight. Bison, natives, bears.

Then they decided that wasn't good enough.

Next step: sell oil, water and massive amounts of the common kanadian product known as: I'm a prostitute. I sell, DickSuckBut-but I Hate - This.

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If you're just going to sling mud, go to the zoo where you belong. Seriously, stop talking to yourself, seek psychiatric help.

We have private property, we're not soviets. It's narrow minded fools like yourself who are holding the planet back.

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It's asshole canuckistans like you who are busy open-pit mining in northern alberta, who are destroying the planet jeveuxcrapistan!

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Yeah, and the states are so great, with their insanely high pollution per person, right? Now where do you 'mericans get all that oil? Hm?

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Did you enjoy bending over and letting LIMEYS sell you DIESEL ELECTRIC submarines?

Where's your "navy" whore?

Hmm... Long Post. Tl;dr it and perish! >:o

Sorry but I really hate Canada-hating Americans. They're no better than the KKK. Speaking of which, I wouldn't be surprised if that inbred gyyynnnlll was a high-ranking member of it.

Basement Dweller Fantasy

I'm better than a real world quest. You'll touch my +5 to dexterity vest.

I love those lyrics. xD And the show itself isn't bad either!

So, yes; that promotional video for their third season just made millions of basement dwellers get attacked by ghosts. A GHOST! ECTOPLASM!

Why on earth do creepy horny people hang around YouTube anyway?

Surely there are other, more suitable "alternatubes" for their needs. For example, the perverts can jack off to XTube and the ultranerds can... attempt to jack off to TrekTube... if they can find it... Oh, Captain Kirk <3...? ...eugh; that's gross. *shudder*

But in all seriousness, The Guild is interesting. :D

One Guy One Cup

Would anyone really want to see that? ...Don't answer that. *shudder* ._.

Well, anyway, we all know by now that Two Girls One Cup is disgusting (or "hot," for all you creepy weirdos o_O) and that people's reactions are often hilarious but have we ever wondered what a gay guy thinks about it? It's hilarious. xD

Speaking of creepy fetishes, the word fetish doesn't necessarily mean that it arouses sexual desire; there are a couple of other meanings. For example, an animist might have a doggie dong fetish... Umm... Hmm... Bad example. Moving on... :/

What's with all the loli-hunting pedobears? I mean, little girls? That's just gross. Of course, it's the parents' fault in the first place.

Think about it! They dress their loli up all nice and cute with ribbons and pigtails. Alternatively, to prevent lolinapping, they could uglify their loli and see if the pedobears of the world still want them then. :D

Come to think of it, if people get horny off feet and ear sex, ugly girls might still be at risk. Of course, I'm pretty sure all the guys in the world with annoying sisters would love my idea, right, guys?

I just wasted 5 more!

I concur. ._.'

Can something... like... interesting happen now? Anything? Please?

I'd like to see some more of Akon's kid-chucking prowess.

My A.D.D. is growing stronger everyday... :D

When Marbles Attack

Together, with my new online friends from around the world, we invented a wicked new game we called, "Bakugan." That's when the power of the cards was revealed! Each one held its own battling beast which came to life when you threw it down. The battles were intense!

I'm. F***ing. Serious. I didn't make that up. I went back to watch episode 1 of Bakugan (loli @ 0:11 ;_;) to be less prejudiced against it but the prologue alone was bad enough!

So, let me get this straight: there are bad guys... and they play by some lame-MMOTCG-inventing basement dweller's rules? Why do any of them even adhere to those rules? Oh, I know: because he's the main character, right? Racist.

Moving on... The power of the cards? More like the heart of the cards, right, Yugi?

Well, anyway, the power of the mystic plastic marbles is essentially unleashed when you throw it against the ground. Does PETA not exist or what? That sounds like animal and/or marble cruelty and/or abuse to me.

I wonder... What happens when you break a Bakugan? Of course, that's like asking what would happen if you stab a Pikachu in the cheeks with a metal knife.

We'll never know, will we? Unless, of course, they decide to sob story us by making the main character break his by accident and go emo over it.

...If he kills himself, I'm all for that episode. :D

Queer-Eyes White Dragon for the Straight Guy

It's not just me, right? Its eyes aren't blue and it's not a white dragon? ...Okay, good.

Does anyone remember the good old times of watching abridged Yu-Gi-Oh? Téa's much more interesting when abridged. :o

Regardless, don't you just love it when random TCG-able shows pull something right out of their ass? I mean, at least Pokémon had the decency to make up all of them at once, as opposed to how shows like Bakugan and Yu-Gi-Oh just make up something that fits into their respective plots in an attempt to plug up all the plot holes.

Here's a plot hole for all you Bakugan fans: why does Bakugan have rules? If the villains really wanted to take over the world (...? didn't watch enough to catch the lame cliché plot) then why don't they simply get a huge ass stack of those attack cards (...? o_O) and blast the shit out of all who oppose them?

Alternatively, why even use the plastic magnetic marbles in the first place? I have one word for you: gun. 'kay? :)

If you still need to use the stupid marbles, you can use them as ammunition for your Baku-marble bazooka. All better now?

Of course, the gun theory can be said of just about any show that uses cards or marbles or plastic dreidels (which proves that Beyblade is a Jew).

Oh, wait; Yami actually has magical powers. :o

MIND CRUSH! ...or HULK SMASH!

He needs to use it more often. :3

By the way, if the video doesn't work, keep trying (or go here); Revver sucks. It's worth it, though! Gotta love that Kentucky Fried McBurger King!

Sub Please!

Well, I have no shame so I want everyone to follow me on Blogger! :)

Okay, but seriously, I'm actually referring to the sub-hunters on YouTube (though it'd be nice if you all followed me, too :D). Is there actually a point of subscribing to each other when you don't make videos? Or, worse yet, when your videos are horrible? For example:

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*shudder* ...He's like Fred... except a wannabe, which is worse, and plain depressing. I have one word for him: baah.

It's actually rather depressing that people would make complete fools of themselves for... umm... Hmm... They don't get anything, do they? Okay... Let's hope masochism and retardation aren't contagious.

Anyway, those subscription sheep tend to mention bets, too. For example:

★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★
Hey! i need 100 subscribers by the end of August to win an 80 dollar bet! help if ya can
Ty to all who subscribe!
★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

He don't seem to mind that the one person who cared enough to listen to him doesn't think he can do it. Of course, I just stole that off Jace's channel (see above) so the guy who bet him has good reason to doubt Jace getting subscribers. Do people really like watching teenagers act 6?
(warning: clicking the above link may cause AIDS)

To be honest, I'm losing my faith in YouTube. There are way too many retards trying to be funny...

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fred is the biggest fag on earth

Oh... Never mind! I love YouTube! ^^

Especially since Fred dropped to second most-subscribed on August 20th, 2009! :D

Africa Sucks

It stinks and it's full of AIDS.

That Karl Wolf needs to learn to sing. ;D

What? You thought I was that racist? Silly readers. ;)

But seriously, Africa's not a bad song. It's at least better than Carrera's music video. I mean seriously. What. The f***. Can anyone say "Candy Shop?" It's just that this time, it's a wet dream in a car dealership instead of a 24hr drive-through candy store...? Umm... Yeah...

Oh wait; Africa's video sucks too. I sure do hope that they don't really think Africa looks like The OC.

What is wrong with the music of today anyway? I mean, seriously; a song about birthday sex? Which they overplay? A lot? :/

What happened to the good ol' days when we would listen to nice songs about never giving up or letting down a girl, or songs about being a virgin (or at least like one ;D), or songs not by Asians about kung fu fighting...? ...Never mind. *shudder* ._.

Well, at least they're better than some of the annoying-ass shit we have today. Here's looking at you, Sean Kingston.

Ah, screw the mainstream. Screw it all! I'll just stick to my obscure indie hip hop(...? o_O). Trains and Planes. <3

JewTube

...the Jewish video sharing community. Seriously. I'm not even kidding. o_O

That's nice for all the Jews out there but have they ever stopped to consider that they're totally excluding the non-Jews? It's hurtful and depressing. :(

Well, not really. We still have good old YouTube. However, if every crackpot religion or community wants to make their own "alternatubes" (I did not even have to make that up), let's just let them! We should be fair to all the other communities out there.

Let's see... the Jews have their JewTube, the Asians have their Asian Avenue, the pervs out there have XTube (not even going to give you a link for that one :/), the ultra basement dwellers have their TrekTube (not even kidding o_O)... All that leaves out are the Amish people. To show everyone how culturally aware I am, I will start the first official AmishTube, the Amish video sharing community! :D

...wait, what?

Guys are Like M&M's Too, Apparently

No one opens a bag of M&M's and goes, 'hey, I'm only eating the yellow ones.' You know why? 'Cuz that's racist.

Wise words. :o

Well, anyway, apparently, if I were to get a piercing or tattoo of any kind or magnitude, I wouldn't be good enough for peoples' families. lolwut? ._.

It's kind of true if you use the M&M's analogy though: would you eat an M&M with a piercing or tattoo? ...eugh, that's gross. Scratch that analogy. o_o

Actually, now that I think about it, I wouldn't eat any M&M unless it was perfectly normal. That's right. Those M&M's with 3's or E's or W's on them are just plain nasty. >=o

Of course, I wasn't serious about that but if my parents have anything to say about it, I'll only be able to eat the nice looking yellow M&M's. :/

I don't mind, though; they all taste good! *om nom nom* :D

Excellent RuneScape Advice

See, some games give the intelligent people of the world hidden warnings. Why is it called "RuneScape" in the first place? Literally, that would mean an artistic representation of a rune. Fun stuff. We have that in real life, too; it's called calligraphy, you silly RuneScaping basement dwellers. ;D

Anyway... Off topic. :P

Jagex Games Studio has graced us, the bearers of social lives, with excellent advice: the name of the game, if you can even call it that, tells us to both run and escape. How nice of them. :D

Too bad most of the world is too entranced by baking a pie in five seconds and getting slaughtered by a rat until they have the uber 1337 RUNE items (zOMG wow :o).

I've been told that it's realistic. I don't know about you but I'm not seeing it. Somehow, you can change from defensive mode to offensive mode to somehow increase your attack power by 1...? Here's an idea for you: if you suck with a dagger, being more offensive won't do shit for you. :/

I've also seen people in the PvP forest eating entire lobsters while fighting. How does one pull out a lobster in the middle of a skirmish? Unless the lobster was an awesome lobster nunchaku, I think the guy with the pointy sword in his hands would win. Of course, what is a PvP area? All I saw was a divide in the grass. So... on green grass, you can only piss off PETA while murder is legal in the sparse woods where the grass isn't well cared-for?

Know what? Just for that, I'm going to form a PETA group on RuneScape. Yep, that's right. I'll make an account, gather a following, and go mass PvP anyone trying to harm an animal. Oh, wait... that would require playing it... *shudder* ...never mind. ._.

King of the Basement Dwellers

Travian is the best!

Okay, no it's not. In fact, it sucks pretty hard. With this fact (yes, fact) in mind, why are we so captivated by ladder games? This really applies to all games.

Yes, Maplestory is fun-LOL who am I kidding?

Well, anyway, yes, Survival Project is fun; yes, Gunbound is fun... but only for a while. How can people possibly play for prolonged periods of time? It's not like you're ever going to be top ranked or anything unless you meet the following requirements:
-You were the first to play on that server. Ever.
-You are willing to spend real money on purely decorative virtual items.
-You are arrogant.
-You have "talent" in the game.
-You live in a basement.
-You have no life.
-You are Asian.

Of course, I've already mentioned the answer earlier: people play these games to fill a void in their life. With nothing left to do for the rest of the summer, I'm starting to feel that void. ;_;

But it's not like I'm going to become a super MapleStory fanboy just because I'm bored. I'm not that desperate. Even if I were, I'd first consult my list of things I'd rather do:
1. sleep
2. watch television
3. suicide
4. MapleStory
5. RuneScape
(where sleep = ???? ; watch television = ????)

And as we all know, ???? = PROFIT! Of course, by that logic, sleep would equal to watching television but when you think about it, those two are essentially the same anyway; your brain just stops functioning when you're doing either. :D

Winter Wonderland in Shorts and a T-Shirt

It's... so... cold. ;_;

Sadly enough, I get scolded for hiding under a blanket or wearing some form of sweater to keep warm. Of course, I still have my trusty fetal position to keep myself warm. @_@

However, it makes leaving the house rather interesting. It's like walking into an invisible wall of fire. What's more interesting is the feeling you get when you stand in the doorway with half your body in the biting cold while the other half defrosts in the warm sun-bathed outside.

Then that got me thinking: the cold, air-conditioned air goes outside, which is apparently a waste of electricity but when you think about it, it could possibly reverse global warming. :o

What if we all just turned on our air conditioning and let the cold air escape? Would the Earth drop a degree or would the production of the electricity make the world explode? :/

This has been brought to you by midnight boredom. *yawn*

To Be a Popular

What does it take to be one of the populars? Everyone wants to be popular. Of course, what is popularity? Something measured by a popu-metre? (lolwut? o_O)

Well, I'm here to find out! *breaking news theme song*

Answers.com defines popularity as "the quality or state of being popular." Thanks, sherlock.

With how the media portrays the popular clique, does anyone really want to be popular? You peak at 17 and then your life goes nowhere. Huzzah! Then a geek ends up being driven by the ex-popular in his taxi. Greeeeeeeeeeeeat.

Man, it's hard blogging about clichés and cliques. It's probably especially hard due to the lack of cliques since everyone's just Asian. ._.

There's always the media! It's a wonderful tool to educate the moonspeakers (that's us :D) on cliques.

I don't know about you losers but I want to be popular! All I need is to be white, to be able to play basketball, and the ability to coordinate a fruity dance number in the cafeteria! Maybe an attention-whoring naked girlfriend, too. Then I'll need makeup and some form of phantom stalker band that plays music when I'm initiating one of those fruity dance numbers...?

Summer... summer... summer... summer... WOOOOOOOO!

...no. Just... no. :/

Thank you, Disney, for ruining the youths of today.

...is it really you?

"Who are you, kid?"
"Oh. I guess not. o_o Lol sorry about that!"

Ever think you see someone you know, and you're dying to find out if it really is that someone you know, but you really don't want to risk an awkward silence with a complete stranger? :/

It's even more fun when you have someone with you. :D

It's a cliché to be on a bus or something with someone when that happens. No one ever thinks that you'd actually fuss about the mystery person and suggest shouting his name and ducking while the other person looks to see if he actually is that person you think he is.

Well that can actually happen. We didn't go through with our original foolproof plan but we had our own methods of identifying our mystery person. :)

Then it was followed by an awkward silence nonetheless for meeting in such a strange location: a hellishly unair-conditioned bus. Sound familiar? ._.

Twitting the Twitter Twits

I have a Twitter account now. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! :D

I can't see myself using it too frequently though. I mean, look at it this way:

You have your telephones and cell phones, or a cell telephone for the douche bags out there, for instant, carcinogenic communication with someone.
Then you have your MSN, the snail mail of phones.
Then you have your Facebook, the social-life-draining snail mail of MSN.

As you go down the list, you find yourself more and more basement-dwelling
Coincidentally, as you go down the list, you also become more of a stalker. Of course, then you have Twitter. It's like Facebook... except just the status updates. :/

Does everyone really need to know where you are or what you're doing at all times? It's essentially trying to attract stalkers. It's even called following people. No one sees anything wrong with that? o_O

Well, at least you can have conversations with people via @ messages. It's just like posting on peoples' walls on Facebook! Or chatting with people on MSN! Except everyone can see them for ever and ever and ever... ._.

Alternatively, we can all just walk up to one another and have conversations like day-walking normal people. Oh? No? Too much work? Okay; you can continue reading my blog then. :D

Moderately Unmoderated

My parents finally turned on the air conditioning!


It's too bad they seem to have little clue as to what moderation is.

Yes, I do love air conditioning. I can't stand anything above 25 degrees Celsius for long. However, I would appreciate it if my parents weren't freezing me to death; I usually have to blanket myself because it's so freaking cold.

Similarly, my parents abuse the poor heater in the winter but my basement-dwelling nature allows me to reside in a cooler area for prolonged periods of time. :D

Speaking of temperatures, what's up with public transit temperatures these days?

Today, after a nice, long, long walk through a faraway mall, we took the bus home. It was a good 28 degrees outside and the bus driver didn't bother turning on the air conditioning. Now that's just plain mean. :/

Even worse, I once encountered a bus that had the heater blasting out infernos of fiery doom. I would normally agree with those who would point out the hyperbole but not this time. Seriously, it was the middle of June. Middle. Of. June. Probably 32 degrees outside. Now that was just plain cruel. :/

Huzzah for bus fare in action! ._.

So Much Summer @_@

"Think this is the end?"

"No... This is only the beginning..."

...of summer-like weather. T_T

Summer was bad enough! Now it has to be hot and humid, too! It'd be less terrible if I had air conditioning. Oh wait; I do... but seeing as my parents are cheap Asians, it's never turned on. T_T

I just want school to start. Oh wait, never mind; that accursed Asian school doesn't even have air conditioning! *shudder*

I accept that the school's too old to install air conditioning but seriously? They couldn't even buy some powerful-ass fans for us? What the heck are they doing with school funds!?!

Oh wait; I know the answer to that, as well: instead, they decided to spend it on painting one set of lockers and buying ugly portables. >_>

I actually liked that little portable that I was (forced) in(to) back in grade 8 but these "new" ones are old and dilapidated. One of them even had a random streak of duct tape painted a similar colour to the portable. I guess the exact colour was a little too expensive for ACI. <_<

The question still remains: who will have to stay in those godforsaken portables for an hour every other day? Well, all my classes are in well-established hallways so good luck with that, puny grade 9's. ;D

So... let's tally up the cost here!

-painting one set of lockers: $9,000

-buying ugly, most likely used portables: $ unimaginable amounts

-Asiancourt CI: worthless

For everything else in life, there's suicide.

Huzzah for tax dollars in action! ._.

YouTube is Dying...

...of diarrhea. :s

YouTube has infinite potential as a means of self-expression. It's too bad that it's getting ruined by weeaboo fanboys and fangirls. :/

I'm talking, of course, about anime music videos (AMVs). Is there a reason why people make them, other than to make our eyes bleed at their noobery with Windows Movie Maker?

I mean, come on! They're all the f***ing same! If I've seen one sh*tty AMV then I've seen them f***ing all. It's too bad that my taste (and ADD :D) prevent me from watching even one.

It seems like there are OVER 9,000 bad ones that seem to feature Linkin Park or some random obscure similar band for every half-decent one out there.
The weeaboo fans incapable of Windows Movie Maker are just as bad. For example:

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IS SASUKE HOT?? REPLY HERE!

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i think sakura is more beautiful
when shes younger....but maybe
the best word is cute?

Eww. o_O

Personally, I think the pillow thing was slightly less gross.

Why Procrastination is Bad

Mmrrrrr... Tired... I'll do it later... *yawn*

If Life was Like a Video Game...

If life was like a video game, specifically an (MMO)RPG, you'd have to admit: it'd be pretty nice.

No one would go hungry because you could just go smack an overgrown snail around for 3 mesos.... What is a meso anyway? A Maple-peso? Well, I just proved that all Maplers are secretly Mexican. Que pasa, basement dwellers? ;D

Anyway... No one would be without a home. Well, theoretically, no one would have a home unless they're an NPC, unless we're playing Conquer. If we are then we'd have to work as mining slaves to get houses.

Sorry Abe; looks like your efforts were for naught. :T

I'd like to say that there would be less crime but when I thought about it, I remembered that there are still various basement-dwelling 30-year-olds that have achieved nothing in real life, who then resort to browser game dominance to fill that empty void inside. ._.

I'm looking at you, Fable-fans. ;)

Imagine the crossdressers trying to crossdress in real life for personal gain. *shudder* Scratch that. ._.

Well... It looks like life would suck as a video game. D:

Especially for those who would have to kneel before my pyromaniacal might! Bwahahahahaha!

*insert life here* :/

I Shall Blog Once More!

I'm so bored that I'm going back to blogging, regardless of how... localized... my audience is... Yes, all one of you. :T

I say that this post has to do with health and wellness. "Health and wellness," he says. Why, you might ask? Well, simple: if I get any more bored (bored-er? o_O), then I just might defy the laws of physics.

I mean, seriously! It's such a vast network of tubes on a truck, which we call the Internet, and there's nothing left to do on it!

Browser games are great and all but they get boring. Fast. *cough*Travian*cough*

Of course, there's always YouTube. And no, I'm not talking about the videos alone; I'm talking about the YouTube community. It's great to meet all of them with their colourful personalities that evoke interesting, deep, meaningful, thought-provoking conversations.

...Oh, who am I kidding? They're all a bunch of braindead sheep if Fred is most-subscribed! I mean, seriously; FRED!?!??! ARE THEY DEAF, BLIND, AND DUMB!?!??!

I think I'd even prefer magibon with her PIZZA-JUTSU. *shudder* ...Never mind. ._.

(KevJumba rules! :D)

Oh well... I guess we can't expect ALL YouTubers to not be American... (No offence. :D)

...So... How are you, my faithful reader(s)? :D