The True Religion

That's right! I will reveal which I think is the one true religion. You have to admit it: all the other religions are totally bogus. Yep. Bogus. Full of bogosity (I love that word :D).

Well, anyway, the other religions are silly compared to this one. I mean, it makes so much sense! You all have to see the light!

I'm, of course, talking about the religion.

Honestly! All the other ones totally fall short!

And that religion is-Ooooooooooooooooh.We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy~