Excellent RuneScape Advice

See, some games give the intelligent people of the world hidden warnings. Why is it called "RuneScape" in the first place? Literally, that would mean an artistic representation of a rune. Fun stuff. We have that in real life, too; it's called calligraphy, you silly RuneScaping basement dwellers. ;D

Anyway... Off topic. :P

Jagex Games Studio has graced us, the bearers of social lives, with excellent advice: the name of the game, if you can even call it that, tells us to both run and escape. How nice of them. :D

Too bad most of the world is too entranced by baking a pie in five seconds and getting slaughtered by a rat until they have the uber 1337 RUNE items (zOMG wow :o).

I've been told that it's realistic. I don't know about you but I'm not seeing it. Somehow, you can change from defensive mode to offensive mode to somehow increase your attack power by 1...? Here's an idea for you: if you suck with a dagger, being more offensive won't do shit for you. :/

I've also seen people in the PvP forest eating entire lobsters while fighting. How does one pull out a lobster in the middle of a skirmish? Unless the lobster was an awesome lobster nunchaku, I think the guy with the pointy sword in his hands would win. Of course, what is a PvP area? All I saw was a divide in the grass. So... on green grass, you can only piss off PETA while murder is legal in the sparse woods where the grass isn't well cared-for?

Know what? Just for that, I'm going to form a PETA group on RuneScape. Yep, that's right. I'll make an account, gather a following, and go mass PvP anyone trying to harm an animal. Oh, wait... that would require playing it... *shudder* ...never mind. ._.