Africa Sucks

It stinks and it's full of AIDS.

That Karl Wolf needs to learn to sing. ;D

What? You thought I was that racist? Silly readers. ;)

But seriously, Africa's not a bad song. It's at least better than Carrera's music video. I mean seriously. What. The f***. Can anyone say "Candy Shop?" It's just that this time, it's a wet dream in a car dealership instead of a 24hr drive-through candy store...? Umm... Yeah...

Oh wait; Africa's video sucks too. I sure do hope that they don't really think Africa looks like The OC.

What is wrong with the music of today anyway? I mean, seriously; a song about birthday sex? Which they overplay? A lot? :/

What happened to the good ol' days when we would listen to nice songs about never giving up or letting down a girl, or songs about being a virgin (or at least like one ;D), or songs not by Asians about kung fu fighting...? ...Never mind. *shudder* ._.

Well, at least they're better than some of the annoying-ass shit we have today. Here's looking at you, Sean Kingston.

Ah, screw the mainstream. Screw it all! I'll just stick to my obscure indie hip hop(...? o_O). Trains and Planes. <3