Monday, August 24, 2009

Queer-Eyes White Dragon for the Straight Guy

It's not just me, right? Its eyes aren't blue and it's not a white dragon? ...Okay, good.

Does anyone remember the good old times of watching abridged Yu-Gi-Oh? Téa's much more interesting when abridged. :o

Regardless, don't you just love it when random TCG-able shows pull something right out of their ass? I mean, at least Pokémon had the decency to make up all of them at once, as opposed to how shows like Bakugan and Yu-Gi-Oh just make up something that fits into their respective plots in an attempt to plug up all the plot holes.

Here's a plot hole for all you Bakugan fans: why does Bakugan have rules? If the villains really wanted to take over the world (...? didn't watch enough to catch the lame cliché plot) then why don't they simply get a huge ass stack of those attack cards (...? o_O) and blast the shit out of all who oppose them?

Alternatively, why even use the plastic magnetic marbles in the first place? I have one word for you: gun. 'kay? :)

If you still need to use the stupid marbles, you can use them as ammunition for your Baku-marble bazooka. All better now?

Of course, the gun theory can be said of just about any show that uses cards or marbles or plastic dreidels (which proves that Beyblade is a Jew).

Oh, wait; Yami actually has magical powers. :o

MIND CRUSH! ...or HULK SMASH!

He needs to use it more often. :3

By the way, if the video doesn't work, keep trying (or go here); Revver sucks. It's worth it, though! Gotta love that Kentucky Fried McBurger King!

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