Thursday, September 24, 2009

Be a Man!

Or a woman!

As long as you pick one, and only one, I don't really care.

I hate it when you can't tell someone's gender even when you're looking straight at them! The bob/bowl cut, gender-neutral attire and voice, and odd lack of physical features of either gender is just eerie.

So we're left with a choice: is it a really Will-&-Grace guy or a butt-ugly girl? Hmm...

Of course, the dilemma isn't simply resolved with him/her/it prancing around in a band geek uniform skirt; that could easily be a prank, dare, or lost bet. :T

Speaking of the band uniforms, what the hell was their budget? o_O

Surely we could've had better uniforms that were better than blankets (skirts), ties (for guys), ties (supposed to be a scarf for girls), and jackets that fit no one; at least one area is always a little (lot >_>) too wide or tight.

The best part is that the people who distribute the ugly uniforms are always late. Ironically, the unwarranted-self-important ringleader bitches and moans when we're late for rehearsal. By -4 minutes.

Yep. We love arriving fifteen minutes early, just so we can be dismissed fifteen minutes late. Thanks. F***ing thanks.

Well, at least I won't have to endure that anymore. <3

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