The great Gotham City. Beautiful, isn't it?
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Not really.
So why does everyone go after Gotham. It's not even that great. Surely the Joker or... that penguin guy or... that Hulk rip-off can find some other city to terrorize. You know, like Washington, D.C., Ottawa, Toronto, New York, London, Paris, Alaska...?
Does every city in that world have tons of bad guys or something? It's not like there are millions of rich billionaires who want to give the seemingly retarded and inefficient local police force a hand.
Speaking of rich billionaires, since Bruce Wayne's so rich, you'd think he just buy and island and move there. Of course, the island would have to come with a bat cave to satisfy his bat-ophilic needs.
...Has anyone ever actually seen a bat do something productive? They just stand there, watching. o_o
Oh well. As long as they make him happy. Yep. A little boy freshly orphaned turned that frown upside-down after getting a hard-on from a rat with wings. It's the American dream.
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