Basement Dwellers with Money

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Video responses. They're like the bane of YouTube... Second to AMVs and anime slideshows. ._.'

It's bad enough that we have retards like Fred running rampant. >:o

They're just the product of un-e-famous people with money for a camera. :/
They're so bothersome, too. I mean, actually e-famous people need their video responses to link us to their other awesome videos!

And the requirements! Holy crap! You'd need to almost try to be e-famous to make a video response.

First of all, you'd have to have no life whatsoever to make one.
Secondly, you'd need someone with even less life than you to view it.
See, at least with a written comment, there's a slight chance that someone will read your comment and care enough to make an intelligible response. Key word: "slight."

Of course, there's a greater chance of you viewing this than a YouTube video response.

I'm too interesting to put down. ;D