Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Friends for Sale

I'm not talking about the application on Facebook but while we're on the topic of FFS, why not?

The concept is to buy and sell friends to attach a monetary value to them. Once you own them, you can give them various creepy/gross commands. That sounds like virtual slavery to me. No one finds anything wrong with that? :/

Well anyway, actual topic. Have you ever been offered to befriend someone through one of Facebook's side banner advertisements? Surely it would be more beneficial to them to just give you an advertisement and just because one of my friends is friends with that person, it doesn't automatically mean that I, too, know and like that person.

At least it's better than an advertisement for ninja-ing.
Become a Ninja Today
Try the Official Naruto Shippuden App! Learn Jutsus, do missions, watch episodes, and fight to save your village!
...
...What!?!??!

Speaking of Naruto, ...why? ._.

That's the eternally confounding question. It would actually be a decent waste of time if the storyline was accelerated by 500%. Yes, that's right. 500%. That means that each fight would take less than three or four (or five >_>) episodes.

Seriously! If you didn't miss with your attack and your opponent is lying flat on the ground then finish off your opponent before explaining how you knocked him down! It's common sense. :T
Super Special Awesome Jutsu! *win*
You won! Congratula-
And now, I will explain how my awesome Jutsu won the battle. For an entire episode.
*five hours later*
...and so, my blue ball of fury descended on your dog to turn your freaky eye thing against you, regardless of how your hair ensnared me.
Have you ever noticed that the opponent always gets back up after the explanation, except now, he can proficiently dodge that super special awesome Jutsu? :/

Oh well. I guess that's how anime survives.

Filler and longevity. >_>

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