Running Out of Money

Disney must be if they're trying to market off Wizards of Waverly Place dolls. Alternatively, instead of buying those overpriced "toys," you can buy a barbie and dye its hair brown. They all look the same anyway. :/

This entry's actually about me, though. Screw Disney. :D

So yes, I am running out of money. I would personally like to blame... well... my friends. Your birthday presents are expensive. D:

Well, to be fair, I only spent like $20-30 on each of you and I'd say that's a fairly priced gift considering our age and lack of money. :T

Of course, it really feels more like spending a hundred because all of you guys are New Year's sex babies! Geez! Can't you guys spread out a little more? It's like budget's broken and dying of super herpes but I don't have to spend a dime until September! Well, I might get myself a little somethin' somethin' for my own birthday. :3

But Mother! I must buy my friends birthday gifts, even though it is also my birthday coming up!

See, I know what I want best. :D

Err... I guess I can't buy happiness...

...in the form of manipulation of fire. :o