I Need a Roommate

Since when was an Internets article considered an "essay?" Although it is interesting (and creepy) that creepy dads like to watch us on Facebook, this is so not an essay. It has an author, a date, and everything! It's a newspaper article and you know it. D:

I'll seriously eventually need a roommate, though... assuming I don't fail the crap out of math. I like Waterloo. D:

Why exactly did we take advanced placement mathematics again? We could've been the rulers of the other classes! (Haha. Rulers. As in math! /wrist.) That doesn't make us keeners; that makes us super keeners.

Yes, really, and yes, there is a difference. It's like the difference between herpes and super herpes; one is just more herpetic!

Yes, herpetic is a word. :/ Don't believe me? Fine! I'll prove it:

herpetic
a.[Cf. F. herpétique.]
Pertaining to, or resembling, the herpes; partaking of the nature of herpes; as, herpetic eruptions.

Lol@ "herpetic eruption." Eugh... Nasty. xD