Saturday, October 17, 2009

But Why? No! Stop That! D:

I don't know why, but an epic pet peeve of mine is when people use the eraser on the top of my pencil. My pencil. If I was nice enough to lend you a pencil then surely you should show a little restraint and consideration. :/

It's just as bad as when people run red lights, or when people drive right over the sidewalk when exiting a parking lot while a pedestrian is clearly two seconds away. Here's a message to all impatient drivers: go f*ck yourself. >:/

Speaking of bad drivers, once, I was innocently crossing the street at an intersection, obeying all of the pedestrian signals like a good boy, unlike Steven (you jaywalker :/ ), and this creepy old man starts to turn left, right at me! D:

He barely slowed down and he honked his horn so I had to run for my life. :/

If I ever see him again, I'll be sticking a huge-ass pickaxe in his horn, while banishing him to a deserted island with the Jonas Brothers.

The moral here: don't f*ck with me. 'kay? ;D

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