There's Something Wrong with Hank Hill

See, he doesn't get addicted to using cocaine like a normal person. Instead, he gets addicted to fishing with it! If I was his family, I would've thought that he just went to the lake to do some private jacking off to satisfy his tunaphilia. o_O

Let's analyze it like English nerds! Well, one target audience is, of course, Americans. He is, without a doubt, their next-in-line for deity. Who needs Superman? You have Hank Hill... Yay~

We, as Canadians, laugh at how satirical it is. :D

Honestly, if his neck gets any redder, either the universe will explode or all Hell will break loose. There will be hillbillies everywhere. D:

I have nothing against Texans though (esp. KevJumba ^^). Everywhere gets better after a little cultural mosaic-ization.