If Life was Like a Video Game...

If life was like a video game, specifically an (MMO)RPG, you'd have to admit: it'd be pretty nice.

No one would go hungry because you could just go smack an overgrown snail around for 3 mesos.... What is a meso anyway? A Maple-peso? Well, I just proved that all Maplers are secretly Mexican. Que pasa, basement dwellers? ;D

Anyway... No one would be without a home. Well, theoretically, no one would have a home unless they're an NPC, unless we're playing Conquer. If we are then we'd have to work as mining slaves to get houses.

Sorry Abe; looks like your efforts were for naught. :T

I'd like to say that there would be less crime but when I thought about it, I remembered that there are still various basement-dwelling 30-year-olds that have achieved nothing in real life, who then resort to browser game dominance to fill that empty void inside. ._.

I'm looking at you, Fable-fans. ;)

Imagine the crossdressers trying to crossdress in real life for personal gain. *shudder* Scratch that. ._.

Well... It looks like life would suck as a video game. D:

Especially for those who would have to kneel before my pyromaniacal might! Bwahahahahaha!

*insert life here* :/