Together, with my new online friends from around the world, we invented a wicked new game we called, "Bakugan." That's when the power of the cards was revealed! Each one held its own battling beast which came to life when you threw it down. The battles were intense!I'm. F***ing. Serious. I didn't make that up. I went back to watch episode 1 of Bakugan (loli @ 0:11 ;_;) to be less prejudiced against it but the prologue alone was bad enough!
So, let me get this straight: there are bad guys... and they play by some lame-MMOTCG-inventing basement dweller's rules? Why do any of them even adhere to those rules? Oh, I know: because he's the main character, right? Racist.
Moving on... The power of the cards? More like the heart of the cards, right, Yugi?
Well, anyway, the power of the mystic plastic marbles is essentially unleashed when you throw it against the ground. Does PETA not exist or what? That sounds like animal and/or marble cruelty and/or abuse to me.
I wonder... What happens when you break a Bakugan? Of course, that's like asking what would happen if you stab a Pikachu in the cheeks with a metal knife.
We'll never know, will we? Unless, of course, they decide to sob story us by making the main character break his by accident and go emo over it.
...If he kills himself, I'm all for that episode. :D
BAKUGAN SUCKS. ):
ReplyDeleteIt's such a pointless show.
I didn't even watch a whole episode cuz it's so annoying and stupid. ):
YUGIOH FOR THE WIN! 8DDDD ~
Oh man, I watched all of it. ;D
OHAII BTW. XD
...and I play, *generic new card to turn the tables*!
ReplyDeleteThat's Yu-Gi-Oh.
Come to think of it, that's also Bakugan. And Chaotic. And Digimon. And Beyblade. And that random marble shooter one. o_O